I'm pirating your game the moment it becomes available on steam because you decided to withhold the PC release out of greed. You won't get my money but I WILL have your game.
Hey! It's me, Goku!
I see you locked your doors this time!
That doesn't change the fact that it's Thursday and you need to face it head on, too.
You may not notice it, but you're definitely stronger than yesterday, so don't give up!