Dumpy Vision

These thoughts are from my subconscious, please don’t be offended

[Dumpy Vision @DumpyVision]

This is not a burner, but I keep one tucked

[AB @AB84]

UNPOPULAR OPINION:
Introverts don’t hate socializing.
They hate pretending

[Dumpy Vision @DumpyVision]

@qatarairways would not refund me for a the first leg of my connection flight I missed cause of an medical emergency. This is totally unfair, no refund or upgrade to business class which I had originally. The level of greed is astonishing.

[Dumpy Vision @DumpyVision]

When people ask me why I don’t have a wife or kids yet? My response is “I haven’t gave up on life yet”.

[Dumpy Vision @DumpyVision]

We don’t call them liberals anymore, we call them miserables.

[Dumpy Vision @DumpyVision]

You sound like a pussy

[Gabriel @gbrl_dick]

any time i notice myself getting short tempered i go and read those early 2020s atlantic/new yorker personal essays about getting divorced at like 40 with 3 kids to remind myself that i need to be on my best behaviour for the rest of my life

[“paula” @paularambles]

this guy spent 21 years building a miniature version of nyc consisting of almost a million buildings, the full model is 50 feet long and 30 feet wide, and he first announced it on tiktok like this:

[Dumpy Vision @DumpyVision]

If you watch reality TV, you’re a wasteman.

[Dumpy Vision @DumpyVision]

This is how I feel about most professions. If you’re not in the field, shut the fuck.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

@EmmanuelAcho @TheFacilityFS1 Hot take artist have ruined the sport. Football guys, no disrespect but yall boys need to stay In ya lanes, u don’t know what it’s like it between these lines man give it a break. Dudes who quit football early to pursue media talkin mental toughness, cut it out

[Dumpy Vision @DumpyVision]

@Lavaagrlx 🧢

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This how you know crypto community is dumb as rocks. All those cars have depreciated significantly besides the 993 and the NSX possibly. All liabilities, why not just hold the cash in something safe that makes 5% and call it a day. Guy acts like he has legacy cars.

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@prettynoirx Shut up.

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@JARL1NE How old are you?

[Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped]

Me enjoying the first 2 months with a bad bitch who is a terrible person

[ً @wtffrio]

she's a 10, but she uses twitter like a personal journal

[Dumpy Vision @DumpyVision]

Dude filming killed it, it is shot like a low low budget scary movie, but he got great angles 😂😂

[youLove2SeeIt.com @alexissTyler]

My new life goal is to have my spouse bring me home made pasta while I swim in our backyard pool

[Dumpy Vision @DumpyVision]

@mikaalafuente_ @orangie @ThGoldenChicken @blknoiz06 @IGGYAZALEA 1000% pump and dump scheme

[Winnie Schola @WinnieSchola]

@SaycheeseDGTL Epic hit” What We Do” by Freeway, Jay-Z and Beanie Sigel is officially Certified Gold By The RIAA 📀

[Dumpy Vision @DumpyVision]

@Valcamio 😂🤣