elliebethdunc

I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everybody else. 🫡

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

Life goals:
1. Go to Disneyland/world/universal with my friends.
2. 99 Woodcutting.

[New York Post @nypost]

Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' https://t.co/oAL2nkoO8J

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

Can't wait for Angela to find this on the playthrough

[celia 🪐 @sisterlelianas]

lady dimitrescu’s wine in the new resident evil… everywhere i go i see her face

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

Resident Evil did it so right last time making the big lady hot and now we have a monstrosity of a big lady...

[My Tweets Ricochet @tweetsricochet]

My only resolution for this New Year is to stop relating to The Tortured Poets Department

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

Worst years of recent memory so far: 2018, 2022, 2025.

Someone tell me what I've got to do to not add 2026 to that list.

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

Went to start wrapping Christmas/Birthday presents today only to realise I'm waiting for one more parcel...which has the cellotape in it.

Sums up my 2025 well. Let's wrap it up. (I can't)

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

I miss when a warm day in the UK felt like a treat.

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

@cowboylikemare TSwizzle

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

I watched Die Hard for the first time last night.

It is a Christmas film.

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

AND I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH THIS AGAIN FOR THE PAST 5-6 DAYS. I'M SICK OF IT.

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

I hope the next stage of human evolution is for us to find a new way to deal with chest/throat issues other than coughing because it's fucking annoying. I feel like I've spent like 20% of my life with a cough and that percentage is entirely too high.

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

Elon: Become Human

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk unveils Tesla’s Robovan.

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

I know I'm nearing my 30s because it's not even 7am on a Sunday and I just put a wash in the machine.

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

@kittenchemicals @Spennser

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

@xilvobs Congratulations Xilv! Glad to hear your family are doing well 💚

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

Take a shot every time Mike Skinner mentions the hill #Glastonbury2024

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

Thank you to all the staff at Anfield who saw me on my crutches, helped me skip the queues and get to my seat safely and then wheel me to the nearest unclosed road after the gig was over. Amazing event management! No one does it like Liverpool 💚 #LiverpoolTSTheErasTour

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

Any disabled swifties out there? Can you just tell me that queuing and stuff wasn't so bad so I can be excited for tomorrow instead of sad that my body is ruining the vibes? Ty #LiverpoolTSTheErasTour

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

@tswifterastour 😭

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

Wake me up in a month when the rest of Bridgerton is out x

[elliebethdunc @Dunc_an]

Okay...I've calmed down now. Business as usual.