Duncan Lambert

Just an average bloke, trying to keep his head above water. Father and Grandfather. Volunteers with Racesafe marshals for motorcycle racing. Works for Tesco CFC

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@BritLad95 Sharia Law should not exist under any guise in a Democratic country.

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@CostaCoffee Eastbourne retail park. Hope whoever gets it wins a prize?

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@IvankaNews_ A lot less than are sick of that over tanned buffoon with the straw wig! You know him as daddy

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@IvankaNews_ Churches should NOT fly any flag at all, neither should any other religious establishment, mosques, synagogues etc. They are an all inclusive home for following religion

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@FBAwayDays Good tackle, won the ball

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@GroBmisconduct I thought we were banishing HATE in the beautiful game! I agree there should be rivalry and banter, Seagulls crapping on Eagles, but everyone who puts a shirt on should have our respect. We lost in the final of the Euros but we won in the semis, remember that!

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@shaneduffy RIP Cali, from Seagulls to Canaries will always follow you. I know your family's loss and the huge hole she's left. Stay strong as a family and celebrate the good times

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@JakeTalksFutbol Yeah, that 15% though almost led to a Villa goal. I know he's not match fit, but that was a Webster howler!

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@elonmuskADO Presidential

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@BestinDogs If its a girl then how about Tash?

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@Simon_Madden @AndyNaylorBHAFC If Moder hadn't had to jump over the attempted trip he would have been further forward and not committed the leg breaker, so yes, MGW at fault entirely

[Canellecitadelle @Canellelabelle]

The masculine Jawline and broad shoulders match the defiant and headstrong attitude indeed. Nature never makes a mistake🤩
In the Past 24 hours the press finally went to Head with Prince William and it was a long time coming🔥
Since his youth, William has evaded the press. With Catherine, they hoped they finally had the weak link; they now realised: Only Iron cuts Iron. Catherine is as headstrong, private and loyal as William is😍
So after 2 months of literally harrassing this man in articles and hate campaigns for a picture of HIS wife and getting nothing, the paparazzis supported by the World press, decided to invade the couple's privacy and capture some intrusive shots.
The World press wanted to publish them but Prince William, via palace lawyers, exerted tremendous pressure on the british press, AP, Reuters, Getty and AFP, to NOT publish the illegal pictures🔥
That was a massive win for William that annoyed them to no end. Thus, they expected something Big in return..like the rights to Catherine first picture🔥
To their dismay, the Wales pulled another historic blinder:
Not only did they not get advance notice of the picture, but Prince William himself took the picture of his family, in the intimacy of their Windsor home, and Catherine edited it and posted it with her personal message for mother's day🔥
That was a massive play; The press was robbed of their oportunity to make huge money by having rights to the picture and Now the picture was getting huge exposure on the Wales pages without any need for the world press. They got played on BOTH hands😎
So the World press decided to teach William a lesson and decided to retaliate with all their might, issuing a discrediting "Kill notice". They DEMANDED that not only the picture be pulled from their publishing papers but that the Wales DELETE THEIR OWN FAMILY picture from THEIR OWN SOCIAL MEDIA over THEIR OWN EDITING. They even put a community notes on X and restrictions on instagram against the picture🤡🤡🤡
This crucial moment in the history of publishing house is where William officially BROKE the world press🥂
The Fact that they were so livid at his continued evasion despite, their very public bullying tactics, that they had to out their own game is a Win🔥
We witnessed the world press band together over "editing" issues, to bully a Man into serving his own wife on a silver platter for their consumption because she makes them big money🔥
What happened next is another lesson in evasion tactics:
Catherine once again took to X clarifying that she made the edits to their picture and politely apologising for the confusion while wishing everyone a good Mother's day as she had.
One would think, "oh she caved". Not quite🤭she pulled another blinder. Catherine is not asleep, she is fiercely backing William😏
The Press did not want an explanation, They WANTED W&C to hand them the Original of the picture so they would finally publish it and make money of it🔥
William and Catherine said "Meh"😎
The same Picture with the same edits, William's now iconic picture of his wife and family, is the ONLY clear picture of Catherine. It is STILL UP, the community note and restrictions have been removed. It is Now the ONLY source of the picture. No one made money off It. The pic has now over 72 million views in 24 hours on X🔥
So All in All, who pulled the blinder and came out victorious?😎
Prince William is still in control of his Wife's privacy as the world still doesnt know anything about Catherine's diagnosis or what is truly going on;
The press is still mad and was still burned on both ends: No pap pictures published and no first pics of Catherine published😂
THESE are the defiant actions and the defiant face of the son who has learned from his mother's mistakes; from witnessing her trials with the press to losing her in a paparazzi car chase and swore to himself: 'Never Again'☕️
#LionofWindsor

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@elonmuskADO Barack Obama, the last proper American President.

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@BBCSport So as Eze didn't even play, how the hell has that idiot picked him for #TOTW ? MORON

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

@fasc1nate Just a magical song

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@AdamdeSilver @footballontnt His hair looks the same too

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@totallykeen But where is your ironing board?

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@charliersmith1 If your World looks upside down, just go with it!

[Duncan Lambert @Duncan_1967]

@TheBrightonBard I'll look for one from Norfolk, we're up here on holiday. Or maybe a Norwich FC one? Maybe not!