Duncan Harrison

[Charlie Connelly @charlieconnelly]

Derek Hales with possibly the most miserable player profile in football history, in a #cafc programme from 1979. Still my all-time favourite player, mind.

[Beano @BeanoOfficial]

It’s come to our readers attention that @Jacob_Rees_Mogg has been masquerading as Beano character Walter Brown. A clear breach of our copyright.

[Phil Hebblethwaite @phil_hebble]

You stumble upon the weirdest shit in the BBC photo archives

[Todd Dracula @ToddDracula]

This man is our president

[Heybridge Gardens FC @HeybridgeFC]

Heybridge FC fully accept that today's encroachment onto the field of play by coach Jon Dixon and his subsequent slide tackle to prevent an opposition counter attack has no place in today's game. It was illegal, unsporting and we apologise for ever having described it as heroic.

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

Alright, you asked for it. If this gets enough retweets I'll record it. Using my real voice. https://t.co/hg5ssu7TdJ

[Cathy Newman @cathynewman]

What kind of world do we live in that this man @realDonaldTrump is president of the US? https://t.co/Jw4x9lKRyH

[Heraa @caveheraa]

This is it. Nothing in 2017 will ever beat this.

[richard bacon @richardpbacon]

Number of Americans killed on battlefields in all wars in history:

1,396,733

Killed by firearms in the US since 1968:

1,516,863

(NYT)

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

The Libyan Army band gives a unique rendition of God Save The Queen for Boris Johnson.

You'll want the sound on for this one 🔊

[Election Acknowledger @dorseyshaw]

it doesn't get much better than this

[Duncan Harrison @Duncan_Har]

@SighShove @NigelMunson Fucking gatekeeper

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

*first photo seen after awakening from coma"

[BBC Newsnight @BBCNewsnight]

“It would be helpful if broadcasters were willing to be a bit patriotic” - @andrealeadsom tells @maitlis after being questioned on Brexit

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Former Met officer Peter Kirkham is absolutely damning about the government's police cuts:

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This really can't be tweeted enough. This is a work of art.