Duncan Ellenberg

[Adam Heffner @AdamHeff]

@benshapiro

[Zenno Astronautics @zennospace]

“I hope you’re gonna do magnets. Somebody out there, I hope, you’re all brilliant people, magnets. Do magnets, okay? I’ll tell you how to make money. Do magnets. You’re doing a lot of great stuff, do magnets. Because one thing we don’t have, but we’re getting close, but do magnets.”

[Calvin @RealCalvin1]

It's pretty funny how cities can't fix the endless potholes and cracks in the roads but have the money to put surveilance camera's everywhere.

[Salt @SaltonCA]

trump admin doesn't even ask you for 1.5 trillion anymore they just look at you like this

[Chef Anthony Thomas @ChefAnthonyDC]

Meanwhile on 495N towards Waldorf

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

A SportsCenter graphic that may never be topped

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

The masculine urge to comeback after experience the worst phase in life

[nostalgia @nostalgia_mp4]

“It’s just another sports game”

The game:

[Tony “Stoney” Romo @Tonystoneyromo]

#Expand tf out of proposing to your wife at the National Museum of Civil War Medicine

[Kent Blazemore @2Mantooth]

So my first job out of college. I was making 65k with a bonus right. But you don’t realize I don’t actually keep that 65k. Every check there’s taxes that come out for federal and state. And also health insurance. So I’m only taking home a piece of that is what people don’t unders

[Breaking Bad Daily @BreakingBad_]

Breaking Bad without Skyler

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

The looksmaxxers are tapping into alchemical theories of immortality that would have left a Tang dynasty emperor speechless

[the Duck @FreeDuck]

My kid got in trouble today for bringing a knife to.... Cub scout camp.
The world is so ghey now

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Plantation workers in Indonesia are using a farming drone to transport themselves from the field to their vehicles about a mile away.

The flights are reportedly taking place in Jombang Regency, East Java.

According to CNN, the drone costs about $20,000.

Looks fun.

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

Ya did it, Arry, me boy

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

I've had to do some crazy repairs in the bush to get myself home, but never anything like this.

[Brian Kelly Killed a Kid @BrianKellyKills]

Wind wasn’t moving enough today #BKKAK

[Duncan Ellenberg @DuncanEllenberg]

@yuggs513 @QualkTalk