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your strongest competitor should be yourself from yesterday 💯

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My brother said pomegranate looks like red corn and I can’t unsee it

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why’s it so hard for people to at least go the speed limit 🤦🏼‍♂️

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waking up to my dog a foot away from me, staring into my soul, was the biggest jump scare i’ve had in months.

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coulda sworn the gym would be packed with people and their resolutions….

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fuck em all like i’m goin through a hoe phase

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collect his bread in mass
like he a catholic preacher 💯

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/8oA5sGRz2n

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really made me buy an Xbox Series S so i can play starfield smh

[Psyche Wizard @PsycheWizard]

10 straightforward quotes on self care:

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giving applause after a movie in a theater is so cringy 😂 who you clapping for? the projector?

[Old Fashioned Bologna Salad @Bologna_Salad]

I should call her

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

your honor my client was just trying to free his mind at night

[Whoa Interesting @WhoaInteresting]

Beekeeper protecting his bees from being attacked by hornets

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found my wallet

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wake up in the mornin thinkin bout money kick ya feet up

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my dad just said i look like Obi-wan Kenobi. hope he meant the younger version