Duncan Hope

The musings of a poetry writing, vino loving, liberal amateur art historian.

[Duncan Hope @DuncanHope1]

@MicheleACourt What utter tosh.

Trying to excuse poor behaviour from a Mayor because it wasn't as bad as her male counterparts or implying that because the men got away with it means that she should too shows how low our bar is.

Male or female: I want politicians who behave appropriately.

[Duncan Hope @DuncanHope1]

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[Duncan Hope @DuncanHope1]

@teJoshuaJames Oh, you mean me, right?

[Chow @chowwellington]

Want to WIN a romantic dinner for 2 tonight at #Chow ? RT this tweet & FOLLOW us to be in to win #datenight Winner announced approx 4pm

[Duncan Hope @DuncanHope1]

Just had a mini panic attack. Not nice :(

[Chow @chowwellington]

Want to WIN a $100 #Chow voucher? Just RT this tweet & FOLLOW to be in the draw. Winner announced 4pm today 21/03/14 #chowdown #wellington

[Duncan Hope @DuncanHope1]

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smegma #LOTRPORNPARODY

[Duncan Hope @DuncanHope1]

Lord of The Rings: The Return of the Ring #pornparody

[Duncan Hope @DuncanHope1]

My friend won this last time @chowwellington, and whilst I was happy for him, I was also very jealous! Pretty please? #datenight #hungry

[Duncan Hope @DuncanHope1]

@chowwellington I'd take a boy there out on a date :D

[Chow @chowwellington]

Want to win a romantic dinner for two tonight at #Chow ? RT this tweet & FOLLOW to be in to win #datenight Winner announced approx 4pm

[Duncan Hope @DuncanHope1]

Girl next to me literally just googled: "Why do people pick on me because I'm shy?" #awww

[Duncan Hope @DuncanHope1]

Just mistook a cute lesbian for a cute dude #damn

[Duncan Hope @DuncanHope1]

Thomas "I Have A Dream" Maharaj #VUWSAELECTIONS

[Paddy Gower @patrickgowernz]

Pete Hodgson spotted dressed in suit back in Labour caucus area for first time in ages. Job interview? Chief of staff?

[Duncan Hope @DuncanHope1]

It's a real shame you can't "dislike" a tweet.....

[Duncan Hope @DuncanHope1]

@Liz_Australia #ohgoodgod