Duncan Lay

Best-selling Australian fantasy author with HarperCollins and Momentum (Pan Macmillan). In my spare time I'm Masthead Chief of The Sunday Telegraph

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People desperate for jobs but @Coles Erina has about 2 people on checkouts, making everyone wait and raking in the cash...

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Found myself driving behind the “Bat car” this morning, according to the stickers on the back ... but it was a Kia Cerato!

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If only ⁦@JohnBoyega⁩ had thrown in a joke about Trump, he wouldn’t have outraged a chunk of Twitter... https://t.co/5WZPGbi6EG

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Why 2019 was the Year of the Film Macguffin thanks to #StarWarsRiseofSkywalker #AvengersEndgame #JumanjiTheNextLevel and many others! https://t.co/UkpPwfcIG4

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2019 was the pop culture battle of the decade: Avengers v Game Of Thrones v Star Wars finales. How did they rate? Here’s my thoughts and gibberings... https://t.co/0Z74SSd4w1

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Why couldn’t #thewitcher make Yennefer more like the book version, powerful and mysterious? Why the back story when Geralt didn’t need one...? https://t.co/G3v9zXIDam

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The #StarWarsTheRiseofSkywalker shock ending... Jar Jar Binks is a secret Sith Lord called Darth Ex-squeeze-Me... https://t.co/rLae19UYFT

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Two weeks ago I said #StarWarsRiseofSkywalker has to answer 9 questions for fans ... it did for me! https://t.co/Yxe1PYxmdE

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Don’t listen to the reviews that say #RiseOfTheSkywalker is worse than Phantom Menace. That’s a load of Bantha poodoo...

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Some dipshit bought a whole snapper and then dumped it at the checkouts... what a waste!

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Stuck for a Christmas present? Well, you can't get a Baby Yoda cos they're not available until the New Year ...
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Ready for #StarWarsTheRiseofSkywalker ? Or do you need my Dummies' Guide To Star Wars? https://t.co/BYCvnY65DK

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Democrats won’t be able to impeach Trump for abuse of power. They should have gone for “abuse of hair products” instead... #Election2020

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@Marto_65 That would be quite the twist... but anything is possible!

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Who will win the Game Of Thrones and rule Westeros? Take my online poll and have your say! https://t.co/Wfn5tIHlDC

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@TheDevilBreath If you like zombie movies then Train To Busan is one of the best...

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Pregnant woman created huge stir when she rushed into office saying her water had broken. When we calmed down, turned out she’d dropped her glass water bottle...

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My talk at Tuggerah Library is this Thursday from 6.30pm ... if you are planning to come along and hear about how to defeat the Sock Puppets and other pitfalls of book publishing, please give the library a ring as they want an idea of numbers..

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How will #TheWalkingDead get rid of #RickGrimes? Take my online poll and let us know! https://t.co/OWYsCOPj1q

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I'll be giving a talk at Tuggerah Library on Thurs Oct 18. Free event, Q&A, plenty of publishing tips, plus books for sale! https://t.co/khgGNHJrE3