Felonius Dunc

Full-time human person.

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@MarinaPurkiss So, aside from the fact that this is made up, is he telling his followers that Harris has the characteristics of a determined prizefighter?

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@fascinatorfun @edwinhayward It’s well worth a watch. Only one season (plus a movie), so won’t take you too long. But if you’re like me, you’ll end up watching it more in total than most longer series. It’s disappointing how good it is given its cancellation.

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@StephenKing The funny thing is, Boomers automatically believe AI photos. So even if she were actually faking the pics, Trump would lose the argument in his supporters’ eyes.

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@Artemitzi I’m all in for conspiracies, but I think that’s his hat.

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@Nurseborisbash This, but with much more shouting at the water.

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It’s that time of year again. The one where we celebrate Joey.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho @Tesco When the self checkout says “transaction complete”, is that not the legal completion of the contract you have made between you to exchange goods for money at the point of sale? If they want to inspect my personal goods they will need my permission.

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@NicholasTyrone @DavidWa32830883 I imagine the righter-wing of his party are setting him up to fail (false promises etc) in order to bring him down, with the intention of yet another leadership contest. They’ll keep doing this until they get one of their more extreme nutters in.
Tory reset no. 957 incoming.

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@NoContextBrits Have you ever seen a kid try to pour from one of these? Inevitably the cap swings round under the pour, and drink goes everywhere. Every single time.
I admire the attempt to do something positive (tho I doubt its necessity); product testing process was clearly deficient on this.

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Tory donors are panicking after Rishi Sunak’s conference speech as it is revealed his election strategy relies on Tory voters having “common sense” (although he probably nailed it with the transphobia)

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@marcolonghi4dn Not for life.

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For those wondering what particular type of genius @elonmusk is; he’s the type who thinks the letter “X” is the cool letter.

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@BigSighMedia @LucyWoodslucy70 The tax laws which allow him to earn a wage through running a business in the U.K. but being registered for tax purposes in another country to avoid U.K. taxation.

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@chrisro72972871 @LucyWoodslucy70 No, but relying on shaming unethical individuals won’t solve the problem when money trumps shame

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Let me get this straight: the whole Dorries peerage thing:

She wanted a peerage; she was willing to jump through the hoops; Johnson was fine with her getting a peerage;

But the only reason she’s not is Johnson lied to her rather than checking a fact?

Yep, sounds about right.

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@NoContextBrits Daniel Craig as Toby Flenderson

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Tory does something on TV without screwing it up

Tory members: well this proves this person should be leader!

What a low bar they have set…

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It’s unlikely to hit the 1000 losses for the Tories, but for context, these are the seats that Tories lost a thousand last time, so these are the seats that were *still* Tory after the last drubbing.

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I imagine the Tories will say there’s nothing wrong with the numbers, blame others, learn no lessons and double down.

Same as after every f*cking stupid thing they do.