Dunce Dude

21 years old

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: “Just buy a house instead of renting.”

ME: “Average house is $420,000.”

BOOMER: “Get a mortgage then.”

ME: “Rates are at 7%. That’s $2,800 a month.”

BOOMER: “Cut back on expenses.”

ME: “I don’t eat out. I don’t travel. I drive a 2015 Civic.”

BOOMER: “Maybe get a second job.”

Funny how every solution means working more for a system that keeps making the finish line further away.

But nobody ever tells the banks to lower the rates.

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

There has never been a more perfect metaphor.
He didn’t drain the swamp, he literally installed one.

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Sure to impact animal and human reproduction...mark my words.

Poor guy saw his home's value drop to essentially zero.

Ain't no one buying a house to deal with that noise 24/7

[🩸 Mattstov - KICKSTARTER SOON 🩸 @Mattstov]

Same room 9 month apart
Volume On🔊

[Cisgender Mahal 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

Oh look. Not immigrants. Not drag queens. Pretty sure they’re all straight, cisgender people too. Imagine that.

[Nur Dogan @nurdogandiyorki]

That’s the reality!
#FIFA

[Shaggy @Shaggy6944]

Guy who doesn't like musical comedies watches a music comedy stops after 8 minutes and then reviews it anyway

This guy would be perfect for IGN

[XVNI @_xvni]

Dark Fantasy art but it’s human made.

[Soleil 🦋🔞 @bigtittymothgf]

guys 😞 I'm not going to be able to do the fuck machine stream tonight... The stool I bought for the set up got... assumedly damaged in transit and returned to Amazon. :( DAYS LATE.

I bought a new on as soon as I saw this email but it won't be delivered until tomorrow ;-;

[Jack || Black Knife Era 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @bjack2599514338]

Asgore is a fuckin weirdo and needs to get a reality check when it comes to Toriel but man it is also really hard not to feel extremely bad for the guy

Like yeah man if my career and entirely life was derailed by a mystical force that no one else believed I'd go crazy too

[wi(l)d-screen bæddel @NINtendo_maya]

When people talk about fake indies I'm surprised no one ever brings up Dave the Diver, a game that bills itself as some twee little pixel art indie when it's actually made by Nexon, the publisher of things like Maplestory and Blue Archive

[guts but fweaky 🔞 @succmyguts]

insane find today. 6 of these branded vintage 250ml apothecary jars for 5$ at a random trunk sale on the side of the road

[Katie ⚒️ @KatieArmours]

legit surprised that the very cheap helmet survived so much of that

[Ava Lamp 💖 Vtuber 💖 @ava_lamp]

It’s the last day of Hentai Marsuri come by and say hi 💖

[Ellie dewbre @elliedewbre]

How it feels to be angry

[Junky Buggy🦈 fat-chud @Junky_Buggy]

IM SO FUCKING SAD HES DEAD 💔

[Cerberinu 🐶🍧 Cerberbus/Shiba doggorinu @Cerberinu_dog]

Chat, do you think she likes me

[Diff @differland_]

she forgot that she was supposed to be a slut for a sec

[aaaaaron☢ 18+ @aaaaaron122]

chimptopia sucks support this instead