Duncan

"Should have probably worked harder at school"

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Heaven

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@flightradar24 Can't park there, mate

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@MattChorley Broughty Ferry is pronounced the same as Brought. Not Broat!

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@EwenDCameron https://t.co/nDvKZ7a1yJ

See also another one they get away with. Cunts.

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@AlexLanghe12493 @JShine06 @anon_opin That’s a pavement with a bit of wood abandoned on the road beside it.

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@ksm_wilson Or a postie in mid-February.

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@dundeeunitedfc Hard Rock Cafe (Happy Hour) (A)

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@angell97 @4everajambo @anon_opin Exactly. They’re not suitable for a vast percentage of homes.

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@4everajambo @anon_opin Probably a city dweller with their own drive.
A city dweller in a flat with on street parking, they aren’t.

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@alanftemple Fighting off that defender while doing an overhead kick. What a goal.

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@ste_henry @Rlufc96 The only Northerners they are, are the North of the Midlands.

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@HeadForPoints The final paragraph is hilarious.
Thank you for your support? It’s not a charity!

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@thecourieruk That 30 for 100 yards at the Errol flyover is a joke.

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Well done the lads for coming first, but my winners in #raceacrosstheworld was Katie and Harrison.
Congratulations to all the contestants.

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@ProudScot1 @BBCSport @BBCSportScot Agree, got a pishy reply as to why it wasn’t.
Just need one commentary team, so make it the Scottish one for Scotland games, the English one for England games and a multinational one for the rest.

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@jamesblack1986 @DandyDonSF That’s a first then. Good.

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@jamesblack1986 @DandyDonSF Just have the BBC Scotland comms as the one UK-wide coverage for our games.
The BBC Scotland comms on iPlayer didn’t last as long as the rUK one for the Euros.

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@pieandbov Can you call full time with one of the sides sheltering for safety in the away dressing room?

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@glitterresist_ @anon_opin 100

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@glitterresist_ @anon_opin No

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@glitterresist_ @anon_opin The Asdas,
The Co-ops
The Lidls
The Aldis