The Dunking Decree

The definitive companion app for English Biscuits , get your dunking limits here :

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The era of guessing is over.
We have successfully launched the Dunking Decree V5 Companion App.
It calculates the thermodynamic failure point of 12 major British biscuits to prevent tea-based tragedies.
Log your research data here: https://t.co/nNx2rFKcQx
#BiscuitScience

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@affmalyt @DubbyPrice Are you saying it could be accessed through titan of a job ??

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@nova_gage51239 We all think you’re disgusting but your mum doesn’t deserve that treatment . She already has to deal with you on a daily basis . No wonder she went to rehab to escape you :) .

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@nova_gage51239 HA JUST REALISED YOU DIDNT TURN OFF ALL COMMENTS YOU DIRTY PEDO .

Smokey and kiwi are coming for you :) , i would sugar coat that info for you but you’d eat that too .

Btw nova Idaho has the death penalty for pedos like you

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🚨🐝 BEE APOCALYPSE: NEW ZEALAND GOVERNMENT ORDERS MASS BURNING OF PERFECTLY HEALTHY HIVES IN SHOCKING ATTACK ON FOOD SUPPLY! 🚨

Beekeepers in New Zealand are being brutally forced by authorities to burn their healthy, strong bee hives alive.

“We’ve been told to burn healthy strong bee hives.”

“Look at how healthy these bees are, no disease or anything.”

Bees are quite possibly the most important insect to exist. It is not a coincidence they are now dying out rapidly with governments also persecuting beekeepers. All part of the same evil agenda.

This is no random policy. While bees pollinate one third of the world's food, entire thriving colonies are being torched under the excuse of "biosecurity." No mercy, no real compensation, just flames destroying years of work and millions in value.

They claim it's to stop disease, yet keepers show frame after frame of vigorous, disease free bees being sentenced to death.

Why now? Why target the very creatures that keep our food chain alive?

Because a world with abundant natural food cannot be fully controlled. Starve the bees, starve the people. Force everyone onto corporate GMO crops, lab made slop, and whatever scraps the elite decide to hand out.

This is deliberate. This is war on nature and war on humanity. Collapsing bee populations worldwide plus government crackdowns on beekeepers equals one thing: engineered famine and total dependency.

The agenda is unfolding in plain sight. Support local beekeepers now. Question every order that destroys what sustains life.

Share this far and wide before they silence it.

The bees are dying and so is our freedom.

WAKE UP! 🐝🔥

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⚠️OFFICIAL NOTICE TO @McVities ⚠️

Ministry of Structural Integrity has concluded a 14-day audit of your products .

Findings:

Hobnob Commendable 78% Survival Rate

Jaffa Cake Catastrophic 36% Causualty Rate

Please find attached our invoice for £500 for R+D #biscuit #data

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⚠️SERVICE INTERRUPTION ⚠️

The Ministry of Structural Integrity is currently offline .

We have exceeded our monthly tea budget . The treasury has suspended all dunking tests until the next fiscal period .

(Tomorrow)

Dunk at your own risk , we’re not liable for soggy debris.

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The people have spoken . The new biscuit is the Garabaldi (Class 5 Composite) is now live on the Dunking Decree .

https://t.co/xdsmy76geP

Go see now

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https://t.co/xdsmy76geP #england #tea

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Hey @Oreo ,

I’ve built a companion app for British biscuits and I have 1 slot left .

Currently you’re tied with the party classic , the party ring .

They don’t even have X how does it feel losing to a ghost ? Step it up .

Vote here - https://t.co/nNx2rFKcQx

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@PeterCowan2003 @kazzaloveslife Make sure you check those choccy biscuit times over on https://t.co/nNx2rFKcQx
Could save yourself a soggy bottom :)

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@Leetg1325629 @DaleWichlacz TEA AND DIET COKE ?! corrr we need you on our science team , if you’re going to be dunking biscuits in that tea check out potential times on our companion app . https://t.co/xdsmy76geP

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@RonSuder @BarbBengela Solid choice but have you got data on how long your biscuits or cookies last dunking ? We do , https://t.co/nNx2rFKcQx

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The submissions for the bakers dozen biscuit are open and we’ve already got Oreo’s and Party Rings .

I hope you lot realise that ‘research’ just means me eating 12 of each in a row to measure crumb density

My trainer is going to kill me

Vote here https://t.co/nNx2rFKcQx

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Initial data suggests the rich tea lasts less than 3 seconds in a fresh cup of tea , is it time it’s classified as a cracker ?
#biscuitscience #dunkingdecree #britishproblems #tea