Cat Daddy

official fan page of Nemo Dunlap.

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

Just some shots from my last cocktail competition.

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

My friend was in Nashville at a country bar and she asked this guy if he would country swing with her. His response? “I’m from Brooklyn”

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

Elon Musk would rather buy Twitter for 50 billion than pay that one kid tracking his plane $10,000.

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

The next Bond villain is gonna be a union president.

[CNN @CNN]

The tech giant closes its deal to acquire MGM, the home of the James Bond franchise and one of the most iconic movie studios in Hollywood history
https://t.co/XvAqlfXm6n

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

“Learn More” has never been clicked faster.

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

That 70’s Show debuted in 1998, 19 years after the end of the 70’s. That means it came out closer to 70’s than we are now from the 90’s. Just in case you didn’t feel old today.

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

Well my bike was stolen, but I’m looking on the bright side and I no longer have to worry about my bike being stolen.

[2natez @natethegreat118]

Hey Alaskans I don’t know this dude at all but I saw this on a friends IG and it was really disturbing. Please keep an eye out.

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

I ordered someone an Uber home after a concert last night and they said they’d Venmo me, when they got home they blocked me 🤡

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

Hearing my mechanic talk about how his toes are painted Christmas colors because he got a pedicure with his daughter is the wholesome start to the day I needed.

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

Why does “ahaha” sound so much less manic than “hahaha”? In this thread I will be explaining why we are all terrified of social interaction…

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

Just had a black bear walk through my camp and now Nemo knows he’s not the baddest bitch around and refuses to come out.

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

I just saw a video where someone was trimming something called an ergot on a horse. I was confused, so I looked it up, and the website I was reading said that they are not present on all horses, but more common on horses with feathers. Now I am more confused.

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

Barack Obama follows this account.

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

I remember the first time I got called to soak in college and I asked my bestie to hump jump for us but she said she was “busy” so I was like ok no worries no motion soaking I guess but then I found out she was hump jumping for someone else? lmfao so I soaked her boyfriend 😌

[The Sauce King @BigAmp1K]

I’m single & dating so if you see me out with somebody & then see me out with somebody else. Do me a favor, DM me & tell me which one you think I look best with, & if you wanna go out too?

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

Spent an hour making a giant pitcher of fresh margaritas for a party. Somebody didn’t know I made them, took a sip, and said “ew that tastes like margarita mix”
A bitch is sad.

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

I just fell asleep mid conversation with someone. Not even over the phone, face to face…

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

It’s my birthday! Feel free to buy me a drink, or if not, just send some good vibes!

[miss girl @99centdrugs]

pls share

[Cat Daddy @DunlapLuke]

Oh god…

[Ethan 📼 @HoesLuvEthan]

This is hilarious. Do it lmao