your pal al

somewhere between humble and hell nah

[Enzo @enzo_tcg]

Giving away my last Riftbound x T1 Signature (Korean) box - Worth 2,000$

Follow, Repost & Like and you will automatically be entered. This will last until the end of 2/Oct - my birthday!

Giving back to the TCG community!

[Spectre @spectre0799]

CORSO but the beat is Oops!...I Did It Again

[Alec Burleson Enjoyer @burlesonenjoyer]

One time a new girl I was talking to asked if she was prettier than my ex.. don’t you ever disrespect the goat like that��😭

[your pal al @DunstxCap]

The best combo meal on the worst night of my life

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Ya never asked for love and happiness and I bombarded you with it and for that I apologize…to me. Only the best is what i wish for you.

[your pal al @DunstxCap]

This is my legacy

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

You either cum too fast or you last long enough to become the villain

[your pal al @DunstxCap]

@bamboojellyy @DimiccoDiana Dump him before he dumps you(r hand)

[your pal al @DunstxCap]

Not to be too dramatic but unseasoned chicken gets me thinking existentially and in turn wanting to kms

[josh @joshypooper]

did you hear about the guy who dunked his balls in glitter? pretty nuts

[your pal al @DunstxCap]

Collar??? I barely know her

[your pal al @DunstxCap]

@jellymoths I'm usually bad for it too, but it was like that here last week and I don't get much shelter from the sun, so I was adamant about work supplying it then. Point being just stay hydrated when you're going to sweat that much. No heat stroke zone 🙅‍♂️

[your pal al @DunstxCap]

@OrevaZSN Jizzing in hotel rooms in indirectly a large portion of their income... upwards of 30%. That's just part of the business baby

[your pal al @DunstxCap]

*insert angry at or supportive of GTA6/Rockstar tweet here*

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Cockblocking implies the existence of cockparrying with precise timing

[your pal al @DunstxCap]

DO NOT HONK 0.25 SECONDS AFTER THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN CAUSE MY PETTY ASS WILL PLANT MY FOOT ON THE BRAKES AND SIT HERE FOR AN EXTRA FEW SECONDS

[your pal al @DunstxCap]

@Anna15778 Car and Crocs twinning in sport mode

[your pal al @DunstxCap]

@jellymoths Sitting up high in the ocean looking down at the sky
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