Joseph Curwen

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Conspiracy: the Chinese remotely maintain US military networks. Because a network needs to work to be hacked into.

[Joseph Curwen @DunwichHorror]

Conspiracy: Turkey shut down gay pride parade to appease ISIS

[Joseph Curwen @DunwichHorror]

Every walk for a dog is a stroll through a museum of the nose.

[Joseph Curwen @DunwichHorror]

Things no one told me: no one can ever hear the person talking to them at parties.

[Joseph Curwen @DunwichHorror]

Things no one told me: everyone whitens their teeth.

[Joseph Curwen @DunwichHorror]

The idea that someone would not have an Amazon prime account is frightening.