Durkan Thoughts

Wealthy, white, dynastic, and wealthy. I don't always say what I mean. Follow this satirical account for my candid inner monologue.

[Durkan Thoughts @DurkanThoughts]

@RealGorgeousDre @Omarisal @MayorJenny This guy: as long as he thinks he's leading something he'll work for me unquestioningly. "I care about black community." like @RealGorgeousDre "Cares about women." Good thing he's so thirsty for validation. #SeattleAutonomousZone #CHOPseattle #CHOP

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#CHOP #CHOPseattle #CHOPseattle @WWConverge IMO it was great! got to "negotiate" with "leadership" Did you notice who I was by? @RealGorgeousDre isn't trying to help #BLM #blmseattle Seen his videos? Where he calls women "girls" and shouts at computer that he's a man? Good stuff

[Omari Salisbury @Omarisal]

#CHOP - As for my personal opinion - Meeting was a waste of time for me and @WWConverge - the demands from protesters were clearly poorly put together outdated and out of touch. The demands were not really aligned with any community demands we have heard. No protesters in the...

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@RealGorgeousDre This is perfect! I've got him eating out of my hand. I'll only have to tolerate his #misogyny and #FragileEgo for a little longer. And after I'm done using this puppet as a strategic tool I'll kick him back down. #Leadership

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Hey #CHOPseattle #CHOPCHAZ #chop #CHAZCHOP #Chaz did the CIA go back in time with all the shit I'm doing and write a #HowTo manual? @caphillaz #seattleprotestcomms Also, notice how there's a wall around the #EastPrecinct now? Makes you think, maybe #ComingHome #NeverReallyLeft

[Durkan Thoughts @DurkanThoughts]

Great recounting of #SeattleProtests working to make positive social change, ty @DujieTahat. Also thank #CHAZ no one is asking why all the unoccupied investment houses can't house unsheltered people? 🤫 Don't give @cmkshama any more ideas! #Bootstraps

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@AntifaPnw Saluti, here is your unroll: @DujieTahat: Before the attention goes away remember that occupation & sustained demonstration is v much a part of… https://t.co/oQrTTnDfZ8 Talk to you soon. 🤖

[Durkan Thoughts @DurkanThoughts]

@NikkitaOliver! Don't forget I'm 💯% onboard with the #YouthJail! Is it still #Detention if they can write on the walls? #ZeroYouthDetention
Hey remember when I ripped off your platform and won the mayoral race? #GoodTimes
https://t.co/uMPj7FRlbx

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What's got two thumbs and loves cops? #ThisMayor

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@TStevenco Just fyi this is the SPD headquarters: https://t.co/UuqoUo1IHu also where the 911 call center is. I will ABSOLUTELY use force to protect this building. I can't make the same argument about the west precinct https://t.co/qbTok1LzEC

[Durkan Thoughts @DurkanThoughts]

This will drive me fucking insane. I'm trying to chip away at the area you hold in #chazseattle #CHAZ #CHOP but I wasn't expecting you to try and expand it. Be planful tho it's not the same kind of neighborhood.

[Spek @spekulation]

They said on the livestream that the plan is to do this (CHOP to West Precinct) every day, leaving at 7pm. So if you're ever free in the evening and want to take a stroll downtown to abolish the Seattle Police Department, you'll be in good company.

[Durkan Thoughts @DurkanThoughts]

Srsly tho #CHAZ don't #misunderestimate me. Every video of y'all fighting with douche bags toting 🇺🇸 will def be all over Fox News. That feeds 45 and alt-right. If it gets enough attention I can shut it down. #IWantNothingMore #BlàckLifesMatter #Seattlechaz #seattleprotestcomm

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@daeshikjr My angle will be #PublicSafety, so the more videos that come out of the #CHAZ showing "violence": kicking out alt-right asshats with USA flags, the better for me. They are baiting you. Don't bite. Watch them, don't engage unless you have to. That's what they want. #DontGetPlayed

[Durkan Thoughts @DurkanThoughts]

@daeshikjr My angle will be #PublicSafety, so the more videos that come out of the #CHAZ showing "violence": kicking out alt-right asshats with USA flags, the better for me. They are baiting you. Don't bite. Watch them, don't engage unless you have to. That's what they want. #DontGetPlayed

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@daeshikjr Y'all played it well, @carmenbest and I messed up big time when we moved the protest out of down town and on to the hill. Foolishly I was trying to protect my interests ($$$) from the (proud boys) looting. But I didn't anticipate tear gassing a neighborhood would back fire.

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@daeshikjr But ultimately youre right. I have terrible options. But I AM smart and essentially amoral, sooo... If I have the opportunity to leverage the hate that 45 is pumping up around #CHAZ #CHOP, I absolutely will. Even if my argument is that I need to prevent him from invading.

[Durkan Thoughts @DurkanThoughts]

@daeshikjr Don't be fooled images like this make and people subduing a guy screaming about Jesus make great RW "news" spots. If you're going to beat me and win this you might want to consider not giving the RW fodder. To demonize you with.

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@daeshikjr Don't be fooled I'm still planning my next move. Likely I'll claim that we need to open 12th for fire safety. Than that we need the pct back to protect from the "three hundred percent increase in violent crime" #ItsNotOverYet

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@ericacbarnett Next I'll try to open 12th for "fire saftey" Then I'll try to take the east pct back, citing a "rise in violent crime" (I'll say RAPE). I'll play both sides balancing consvtv talking points #LawAndOrder with garden photo-ops.
#Woke #IKnowBlackPeople #CHAZ #CHOP #BlackLifesMatter

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@ericacbarnett Hold me accountable for my $$$ ties to the #SeattlePoliceOfficersGuild and my knowledge of a huge problem with #PoliceViolence. I've known since 2009! But done nothing about #Teargas and #FailuresinLeadership (Who is? I am!) https://t.co/IszD7zKHLA

[Durkan Thoughts @DurkanThoughts]

Hey @Omarisal #chaz #CHOP ask me why I act like I just realized that #seattlepolice have a problem with #Accountability #Teargas and #UseOfForce? I was US Attorney for the Western District in 2011 when the investigation was conducted.
Look: https://t.co/IszD7zKHLA

[Durkan Thoughts @DurkanThoughts]

Hey #CHAZ check me out in my interview with fellow #NeoColonialist @ChrisCuomo
I talked about all "our" demands including, uhh... "Investment in community?" We already did all the other stuff, rite? #BlackLifesMatter https://t.co/2ODUuZHVHg