Joanna

shouldn't write Twitter bios drunk.

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@CageFooName (Disclaimer that my kids do not get unsupervised YT, I have to sit and VJ it for them, which limits their exposure because I hate spending my time doing that)

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@CageFooName This is really annoying when I'm letting my kids do Danny Go, and they're dancing to it and the thing pops up and they immediately stop dancing, start yelling at me that they don't want that Danny Go video next. I just want them to finish their dance!

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My brief foray into buying clothes for my kids on Vinted once again comes to an end, after time spent perusing, selecting things I like, and then finding they each cost €15 in shipping

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@BertDalziel Never ending support from you Bert, even on our most nonsense tweets. Dependable as always ❤️

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@BertDalziel That didn't entirely make sense ugh. Anyway, let's speculate what Princess Di would have made of BeyondBurgers or something, idk

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@BertDalziel Not that I'm saying you're not normal, I just think it's weird how people like OJ respond to pictures of famous people meeting and presenting another famous person like he absolutely knows what she would have believed

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@BertDalziel Did you ever attend live music in NL? 🫠

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Me: thinking I'm absolutely winning at life because I have been running 5km at least twice a week for the past 6 weeks
My watch:

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@BradfemlyWalsh

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No YOU just got into bed and found a massive silverfish crawling on your arm and freaked out

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@AmandaYeardsley @AltoAngel Only thing I spend lots on now is anti-hard water clarifying shampoo, as its the only thing that really matters for me

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@AmandaYeardsley @AltoAngel I live in the Netherlands so I go to Kruidvat (like Superdrug) and buy their own brand super hold gel. I've given up on the curly friendly ones because they cost so much I then subconsciously ration them and don't get enough hold!

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There is a sweet point at the beach where you have accepted the sand everywhere, but it hasn't yet infiltrated all your snacks.

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@BertDalziel @canthelpmenow7 @miririnmiri Reread the entire series last year, was devastated all over again

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5 year old couldn't sleep because, and I quote, his feet were too hot

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@CageFooName Absolutely insane behaviour in these times. Soup!?!

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Getting positive feedback at mid-year from my non-British colleagues that I am very good at writing "firm but polite emails"

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If I was a seagull nesting on a human house, I would simply not get angry any time the humans left said house