LittleMonkey

Mommy // 27 // Truck Driver

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@x_mariaxx Sorry

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Have you ever had a massive shite, and after 10 minutes of playing on your phone you decide there isn't anything coming anymore and you wipe your ass and your body suddenly goes like BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. omfg

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I say this about a lot of things. Don't trust myself anymore

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No smoking for me anymore since yesterday. No more mistakes this time, done with it 💪💪

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When I was young I always wanted to have a family and my first baby around the age of 21 and now I'm 24, lonely, laying in bed thinking of I should get a hamster. Well fuck

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Is racing season here yet

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@DanStacey390 What

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Why is it that everytime I finally accept the fact that I have feelings for someone, which is like the hardest thing ever for me cause I'm a emotionless bitch, they decide to act like a fucking prick?!

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The fact that I still like men is proof sexuality is not a choice 😷

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People my age will be on baby nr 3 and I'm still on mambo nr 5

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@GISH oi Gish! When can I expect my fabulous Gishy stuff as I was a premiumerest member last year and it looks kinda fall-y outside yaknow 🤣

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@DanStacey390 Heavy drinker init

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@DanStacey390 They do, but they'll stay visible forever. That's why everyone always thinks I've got a bloody hickey in my neck

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Having my bed in the middle of the room instead of against the wall makes me feel like a real adult

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@DanStacey390 @Intheentry_ @Tytey409 @AmandadeHaan1 EEEEEEW

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If you can't handle me at my worst then leave cause I dont have a best im always a bitch

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Ultimate friendship test; put on Bohemian Rhapsody. If they start singing, you'll know it's true. If they dont, kill them and make the world a better place.

[Saskia Belleman @SaskiaBelleman]

Lieuwe P. is vrachtwagenchauffeur en net vader geworden. Op de vraag of hij ook aan sport doet, antwoordde hij: “Ja, transport.” #blokkeerfriezen

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Is Adele still alive

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I desperately want my sleeve done. Taking way to long, why are tattoos so expensive

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1 week to go till the World Final! Ready for the sesh 🎉