Barba_Mpixlas

I'm nothing but a choice made between those that I might have been.
Blackadder II is my spirit animal 🐍

[Barba_Mpixlas @Durzo_Blnt]

Τελικά το twitter είναι σαν τα πρωινάδικα, πετάει ένας μια μλκια και οι άλλοι το σχολιάζουν μέχρι να πεθάνει ο Χάιλαντερ

[Gunner @ogunner]

Να παντρευτεί ένας ορθοπεδικός μια οφθαλμίατρο, να τους ρωτάνε πώς τα βγάζουν πέρα, να λένε κουτσά στραβά

[Swapnil @Brahmonaut]

The best entry on Petrov is in encyclopedia Brittanica which says, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren and the entire human race.”

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Archimedes heel

[Barba_Mpixlas @Durzo_Blnt]

@mariana057 Mandatory rewatch

https://t.co/v66d39DXkA

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

I did that thing again where I made plans and was perfectly fine with the plans and even looked forward to the plans and then the day of the plans arrived and now I wanna cancel the plans

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you”

The tiger in me:

[Barba_Mpixlas @Durzo_Blnt]

@Italian347 *Laughs in Firefly*

[forgotten bookshop @oldbookishplace]

Had a gentleman contact me yesterday about renting the shop for a couple hours in the evening to surprise his wife for their 20 yr anniversary. Can’t imagine anything more romantic than a private dinner in a bookshop after hours 🥹. Romance and whimsy remain alive and well.

[That's Freaking Amazing @DesireToSee]

If I don't have vacation, no one does. 😁😂😁😂

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 👏 https://t.co/zAWQlabfWt

[Sabiduría Eterna @LealtadSabia]

Cuando eres tan bueno en tu trabajo que accidentalmente te conviertes en la fuente de felicidad de todos

[Barba_Mpixlas @Durzo_Blnt]

@favoga_ Just delete Oblivion and start another Morrowind run

[Gene Grey @EuginhoCortez]

Saw this and NEVER bothered to watch the show

[Charles Maddock @charles_maddock]

yo is this actually good advice?

[rory @rorynator]

if you're bad at buying people gifts and haven't already learned this, get people accessories for their hobby instead of something for their hobby

i.e. if someone collects watches, don't get them a watch, get them a fancy display case

[Vasilis RToum @toumvas]

Θα πρέπει να δώσεις κάτι παραπάνω

[Barba_Mpixlas @Durzo_Blnt]

Dude looks like Fargoth from Morrowind

[GaGa Haber @gagahaberyeni]

Vietnam’da gençleşme operasyonu geçiren 58 yaşındaki bir Türk, 55 yaş gençleşti.

[Η Μήτσος @sasaina_g]

Τα σκαμπό μου, και τα αρχίδια μου.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

We...worked on this story for a year...and...they just...they tweeted it out.

[SrGrafo @SrGrafo2]

this one always makes me giggle