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fuck the philadelphia parking authority

[SLiM_DUSKY @DuskySlim]

ben simmons missing throwing the fish back during the bubble was INFINITELY funnier than the airball

1) he threw it with his left hand
2) he missed the literal ocean
3) most of us were defending him

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@FredKatz @SixersAdam @JLEdwardsIII joel embiid should be ashamed of himself

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@SpikeEskin "let's say you didn't have golden state.. you GOT to take over.."

morey with a thinly veiled shot at myers for inheriting a dynasty

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@ShannonGaitz I can't think of a single jury member who could vote for ozzy at FTC outside of Johnathan

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@TAE59__ @Philly_ASA I feel like New York fans are far worse. At least Celtics fans watch basketball

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@MikeAScotto @SixersAdam 🧂 🧂 🧂

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@bdetrick

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@NBA__Courtside So impossibly stupid, it simply HAS to be AI

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@FantasyWorldW1 Just listed some beachfront property in Horn Hill you might be interested in

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#FireDarylMorey

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@BrianHartPR

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@KDTrey5 @cerave 🐐

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@HPbasketball lying on twitter >

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I need joel embiid to address a group of chinese schoolchildren and call daryl morey a liar ASAP

[SLiM_DUSKY @DuskySlim]

@GeorgeH89765984 @JohnBarchard the sixers had their most cursed season of all time last year

[SLiM_DUSKY @DuskySlim]

biggest losers in modern sixers history

1) Al Horford
2) Paul George
3) Ben Simmons
4) Andrew Bynum
5) Tobias Harris

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@DragonflyJonez neck tats are always fist to get voted off the island

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@PatrickODonne11 @mhc_76 this is not true

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@nbamaniacs sixer fan here. tyrese is wrong about this particular rotation but we love that he's this invested and, more importantly, that VJs not a bitch about his vet telling him where to be

[SLiM_DUSKY @DuskySlim]

go birds

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Eagles OT Lane Johnson is inactive today.