Dustin 🐀

Hey guys

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@tiffanyupdates2 You have to add 3 if you address people as king and queen while running a twitter Stan account

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@tiffanyupdates2 You have such bad taste omg

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@tiffanyupdates2 Not Tiffany updates being someone I’ve met in real life before 😭 Chicago is actually so small

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The way she said this because EVERYONE is dying how could she even keep track 😭😭😭 #TheWhiteLotus

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Parker Posey tells The Hollywood Reporter she forgot who dies in upcoming ‘The White Lotus’ finale.

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@ticknyree @Sam_Phalen He didn’t have his vote that tribal because he lost it at the auction!

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At a party and the straight men are asking each other what a typical day at their job looks like, neeeeed someone to come take me out back and shoot me !

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@benjaminmarsh22 No privacy I need your entire thought process on this one !

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Kinda drunk thinking about how the new fall joggers at target perfectly match the tri color rotini everyone uses for pasta salad

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@eschums !!!!!!!

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Chicago public library system only letting me put 12 books on hold at a time is a HATE CRIME and during pride month as well???

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@celiamirou It’s truly embarrassing like I haven’t served a bagel or latte in years…

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Just answered a phone at my office job with “thank you for stopping at coffee and bagels what can I get started for you?” I HAVENT WORKED AT CARIBOU IN 4 YEARS 😭😭😭 need to hard reset my brain

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Waiting to be sat at a restaurant and a DoorDash driver shows up to pick up an order and before they bring it to him he orders a shot of whiskey, takes it, and I watch him get in the driver seat and drive away 😭😭😭

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Watched 2 men dance against each other on a stripper pole for 5 minutes and after told them they were my fav gay couple here tonight and they go “we’re straight we didn’t even kiss” okay…

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Someone show this to Jeff probst right now I want a survivor challenge like this right now

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Talking to a guy about my trip to Milwaukee this weekend and he asked me to clarify what I meant by that and turns out I’m talking to a guy who has never heard of the city of Milwaukee

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Sobbing in the airport bathroom after leaving Beth in Colorado and the man next to me is fighting for his life after the toilet clogged and overflowed onto his shoes !

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@Melly_anne_ You’re not feeling that, you’re KNOWING you have better taste