Dusty Holster

my favorite bands are Def Leppard, Led Zepp, Van Halen, not Van Hagar.

[Total Sports Kansas City @TSEKansasCity]

We're going to give a Tyreek Hill autographed 8x10 photo to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

We'll pick a winner on Tuesday 9/7!

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

I think that the Buckheart Lodge from #RutherfordFalls is the same location as the cabin that the Pawnee Godesses from @parksandrec use on their overnight. My wife agrees, but in a "sure honey, just don't make a big deal of it" way. But here I am. @jennnnnnapas @KenTremendous

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

@HaroldRKuntz3 Again?! #fixisin

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

Banning people from healthcare is wrong. I don't like it. It is actively hateful.

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

@TahhanSolo @Nightshade386 Fuck Fuckon.

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

Anybody else feel like I do when I turn off my phone's 'do not disturb', like now it's ok to disturb? -That thought was heavily influenced by but probably stolen from @DemetriMartin -

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

@cjgiaimo Have we gotten to the part where we talk about how their teeth are inside their stomach?

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

I am way more into strawberry ice cream than I ever have been previously.

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

It's so cold here I think our fridge just switched over to broil.

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

I don't understand how anyone can be outraged, confused, surprised, or even flabbergasted by impeachment results. Don't get me wrong. I understand why we SHOULD be. #numb #gubment #gubberment #hhhhhhhhh #clearlythisisntthebestitcanbe #ridingawaveofdisappointment

[Pringles @Pringles]

Once this season’s over, @pringle_byron will have a lot more time on his hands.

Promise to a Pringle: if this post gets over 10K RTs, we'll give Byron a year’s worth of #Pringles to distract himself with.

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

@TahhanSolo Take the keyboard away.

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

@TahhanSolo Now, if only it could spel.

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

@TahhanSolo I.

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

@35mmPapi And yet, socks come in zip top bags. To keep them fresh?

[Total Sports Kansas City @TSEKansasCity]

If Tyreek Hill scores 2+ touchdowns AND the Chiefs win Super Bowl LV, we'll give a Tyreek Hill autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

[Total Sports Kansas City @TSEKansasCity]

If Travis Kelce scores 2+ touchdowns AND the Chiefs win Super Bowl LV, we'll give a Travis Kelce autographed mini helmet to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

Chartreuse is the fuchsia of green.

[Dusty Holster @DustyHolster]

Chartreuse is the fuchsia of green.