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Law and Theatre

[L🫶🏾 @loisloissloisss]

Chose M&S cookies over my train and said it’s fine I’ll get the next one. Now it’s cancelled???? Sugar sugar sugar look what you have done to me

[Jameson Draper @jamdraper]

Guy who has watched 1 movie ever:

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

[jake 🪷 @jakehasaproblem]

when you cool with everybody

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i hate when the washing machine is on the scary part

[J @juhlissuhh]

Me, ignoring people’s negative reviews on #MichaelMovie cause I had a tiiime

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

the pleasure was all mine…… very sensual phrase

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

[H4mez @hamezhill]

Avocado toast and lattes getting downgraded to a Tesco meal deal in 'here's why you can't afford a house' twitter is the clearest measure of inflation there is.

[jini @ohjinika]

what this natural hair discourse reveals further is that very few people actually have any desire to change the world they live in lol

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

"you will be left behind if you dont start using AI in your writing" where are you all going ... i don't want to join you i don't want to be there.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Does anyone know why mice stopped making their homes like that?

[Abbott Elementary @AbbottElemABC]

How we're showing up to the Oscars watch party

[Soul King @SoulKingLives]

Fuck it throw Sinners in the theaters one more time!

[Brit 💖 👸🏾👏🏾💥 @JacksonBrittsny]

While you're all here, I want to submit my Elite Employee Kyla Pratt into the ongoing MT Rushmore discourse for consideration.

She was THEE Penny Proud in Proud Family & its movie, took over Dr Dolittle & guest starred around so weird, & Lizzie McGuire + she looks ageless!

[jmac @jmac1224_]

Y’all creative af on this app man Mos Definitely Not, Yakub Kweli, D’Anglo & Ol Dirty Alabaster got me crying 💀

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[hearing Monster for the first time in 2010] wow. i will respect all of these artists forever, probably

[Rob Milton @therobmilton]

- Gaga really got on that lady’s track and hollered “HUBBA HUBBA.”