Dustin Richard

I think I'm funny...

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This is the gif I use to start conversations on tinder, it has a success rate in the 90's. Just sayin, bitches love Coop @BradleyCooperUS

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@AKobrzynski learn to moonwalk babe then it won't look so sad!!

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I reach over 10 people every time I tweet...#pathetic

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Twitter makes me feel like a 70 year old holding a smart phone for the first time...#doestwitterusethese

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@AKobrzynski you're a damn great momma. You can be first in that!

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@AKobrzynski 😜😂😂

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@AKobrzynski something's can not be taught. They're things you're born with. Like a penis...

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@AKobrzynski not as cool as me love

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@AKobrzynski

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If I'm still single come 2017, I'm adopting a god damn puppy...

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When you bite your cheek so hard that for a split second murder seems like a logical option...

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You'd think Capitan America would have funny tan lines always wearing that helmet fighting in the Arab nations...

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Today went as expected but my boys always smiling.

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At least I'm not Gunther...

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So this is what Twitter is like...