Dutch Alan

Alan Wünderbier

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

@dannivirgo Took 14 months but we finally got them. A letter from a solicitor eventually got him to reply but still took months to sort. Good luck!

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

@allanlawphoto over 12 months since our wedding, STILL awaiting Allan Law completing our wedding package!! Stop ignoring our emails!

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

Shuper reshult for the Orange boysh.

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

@SkySportsDarts shtupid queshtion... how are they chooshing who throws firsht? Closhesht to bull? And why do shky not show it?

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

@frankieboyle happy to make jokes about 9/11 or dead celebrities, but not a peep when it comes to Glasgow. #predictable #pussy

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

Shorry guysh, Dutch Alan musht deactivate cosh theshe fucking twitter emailsh fill up my inbocksh. Unlesh u knowsh a way to shtop thish?

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

It sheems vuvuzhelash are not banned in Machedonia #drone

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

@ijf you... like... eggsh

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

Welcome to Amshterdam @ijf. Look me up if you fanshy shome Grolsch and hashish

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

@WelshIrvine I am Dutch but I can only shpeak English. Crazhy world

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

I... like... eggsh...

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

Hey guysh, Dutch Alan here. My bowelsh are in disharray, I feel worsh than when I drank my firsht (and lasht) Heineken! #shmileyeees

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

Had a shwell time in de shmoke. Now back to my windmill with shome Grolsch and pishtashiosh. #blish

[Dutch Alan @DutchAlan]

Well hello boysh and girlsh! Alan Wünderbier here for your pleashure