DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈

veteran HAB pilot. child of divorce. you know the rest.

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Been in goblin mode since Bonnaroo. Hoping “goblin” something tonight will lift my spirits. @lube

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

I wish I ended up at the end of a Gold Toe like my other siblings.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Happy Father’s Day to all Dads out there!

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

If all our last names were “Peace”, maybe there would be no more wars. @ThunderVegas

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Conversation at the carnival at my dad’s hometown.

Guy: Did you go to SHS?
Me: My dad did. Class of 99.
Guy: No shit. Who is he?
Me: @Bamell1
Guy: Love that guy. How is he?
Me: When I left, he was crying to customer service at Hims because his erection was still wilting.

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Thinking about challenging dad to a c duel. Heard he’s a slow draw.

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

@Bamell1 You’re just jealous I’m gonna have a dope man mane

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Dad is really being a big help with my dream of pube implants. Not!

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Headed home from the ‘Bul to show off dem pubes! #turkishhairreplacement

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Dad is doing so well in his competition! Grandpa O’Jay and I volunteered to be his massage crew!

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

@olivia4751020 @JonathanWNorton @Markells8964 @ZidaneJe @RhodJacinto @AshotSuvorov @bogdana100303 @kira_ha @stephenmuthen10 @Hoangthibui I want to pump my Weiner for some crypto

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Praying we can do another day without a Barnard binge

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Uncle DAVE just kneed me in my family jewels. Wait until I knee his wife before her race. #BostonMarathon @pizza_dad_ @Bamell1

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Can’t wait to meet some of Sanjay’s pineapple party friends!

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

@psuzuki244857 @DutchJones14 @DutchJoris @DutchJosdtc @DutchJr31 @DutchJudge @DutchJuliana @DutchJunior310 @DutchK9124197 @DutchKabba This idea is moving a lot of blood towards my penis!

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Hoping Mom, Sanjay, Grandpa O’Jay, @bamell1 and I can take a family vacay here this summer

https://t.co/rfRVknSAZ0

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Grandpa O’Jay is tell a lot of people to “tariff his dick”. I don’t think he knows what it means. #prayerwarriors

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Happy birthday to the man that entered my mom at that Ozzfest and created me. You make me whole. @Bamell1

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Not sure if birthday plans tomorrow is a nice dinner out or throwin’ ropes with the boys at the club #dutchsr #birthday

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

Since when did my dad become a pube oncologist?

[DEUCE MULDOON-MUSK 🐸🙈 @DutchJr69]

My virginity is not only a gift, it’s a promise. #overthepantsonly