Dustin Smith

Computer Nerd.

[Dustin Smith @DutPSmith]

@ChipotleTweets @DoorDash @DoorDash_Help

[Dustin Smith @DutPSmith]

Just saw my career flash before my eyes when I woke up to a budget alert saying we owe AWS $33 billion. Thankfully I found out there is an ongoing issue at AWS causing these false alerts. I need new underwear and something to slow my heart rate.
Thanks @awscloud

[Dustin Smith @DutPSmith]

@ATTHelp what terrible customer service here. Is this how you train your chat agents? Leave the chat as soon as you report an issue?

[Guillermo Dafoe 🇹🇬 @YoNipplesSoft]

Mahomes was supposed to take me to the fantasy championship

[Dustin Smith @DutPSmith]

@TKatzmanIT @MSFT365Status Same here as well. @MSFT365Status

[Dustin Smith @DutPSmith]

@steveendow Same here! @MSFT365Status @MicrosoftHelps
Any update?

[Dustin Smith @DutPSmith]

@autonomousdotai Would buy one today, but your website you don’t offer trials or returns on chairs that are on sale? Is that correct?

[Dustin Smith @DutPSmith]

@autonomousdotai Had $9 chair in my cart, website crashed. Had $299 chair in my cart, website crashed again. Guess I won't be purchasing a chair tonight :/

[Dustin Smith @DutPSmith]

@DamarisVenegas @ZoeRoseBryant Hahaha

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@DamarisVenegas @raisingcanes @ToddGraves Wow

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@DamarisVenegas @PhillyD Hahahahahhaha

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@DamarisVenegas @0xgaut Lotus123 with Rainbow spreadsheets

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@DamarisVenegas @GregAbbott_TX Holy 😂😂

[Dustin Smith @DutPSmith]

@DamarisVenegas Saving this for next year when your 30

[Dustin Smith @DutPSmith]

@DamarisVenegas U now

[𝖇 𝖊 𝖊 𝖗 𝖙 𝖔 💀 @RUBBERTO3]

Texas Thursday night:

[Dustin Smith @DutPSmith]

@DamarisVenegas Yeah but if them underground water pipes freeze…

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Noodle. He has been a constant source of joy for millions, by sharing his prediction for the day in the form of “bones, or no bones?” Yesterday, Noodle passed away peacefully at the age of 14. He was so loved by so many. It will now and forever be… a bones day. 15/10