Dubem

God knew I’d be unstoppable if I were mentally stable.

[Dubem @dvbem]

The horrors persist, but so do I.

[Bremen @Rxbremen]

You called your uncle to send you something, saying school was choking. He sent you 5k, in 2016, and you were like “just 5k”.

Now that you are working, they sent you message on WhatsApp you off read receipt, Oghenekaro reply that boy.

“That boy calls you uncle, do not starve him”

[Nas. @Nsr__7]

The condescension from Nigerian sales attendants in high end stores always makes me chuckle, both of us no fit afford am no worry. 😂

[T.A.C! @OderaTAC]

I go piss for Cinema rest room, staff wey Dey inside there say make I show love. Okay open your hand make I piss inside, nonsense

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

having a girl that uses filters is tough work cos at some point, she’s gonna post a picture of the both of you and you’re gonna look really stupid with CB on your face

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

pov: you finished with a “strong” 2.1

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me coming out of my cave becuase a lady I've never seen before wants to see how much I've grown

[Dubem @dvbem]

😂😂😂

[Rayyy👨🏾‍🦯 @Greatnesss99]

If some angel appear for your dream wey he say ein name bi “Wormenyor” you go believe?

[Rayyy👨🏾‍🦯 @Greatnesss99]

If some angel appear for your dream wey he say ein name bi “Wormenyor” you go believe?

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

Before you text me. please know that I love being spoilt. I love rich women. A woman that can surprise me with vacations & gifts. don’t ask me what I bring to the table. I am the table😌❤️

[Dreamer @Olag0ke]

Hmmm. Unpaid labor

[leelee @liliisntit]

siblings when you’re on a call and you tell them they’re making noise:

[Dvorstone @dvorstone]

As Chris Rock said "If you've got 30 million and she takes 15, big deal. You ain't starving. If you make 20 thousand and she wants 10, you might have to kill her."

[Anita Vams @a__vanita]

I’m telling them, but they’re arguing with me.

My iPhone 7 Plus was stolen from my bag in 2018 at Lekki Phase 1 bus stop. I called the thief, and he told me to give him the password if I wanted it returned. I had to let it go.

I bought another iPhone 7 Plus, and it was snatched from my hand in Costain. I traced it to Mushin, went to the police station, and they told me to go home.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"you can't control your kids in public"

how my mom controlled me in public:

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[🎆 @seniorbae]

I’m fucking crying at the shoulder grab

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

POV: The professor opening my exam realizing he's the dragon warrior

[AyoKuti @ayoakuti1]

abeg no allow my uncle set ring light🙏😭

[whykaycomics @whykaycomics]

Make I just dey pretend say I sabi wetin dey I dey do, from there I go meet people wey sabi wetin them dey do, so I go sabi wetin them dey do, then I go finally sabi wetin I dey do

[Athlete Vanity @AthleteVanity]

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨