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Recollections of smash.
Moss-Cat in @KikonCD Rain world series!
I peel my oranges with my gay little kurambit pocket knife so that when i finally do shank someone, i'll hit them wit the ~tangerine tingle~ 2d4 acid damage you hear me?
They said do NOT cast gaseous form at the function (as one is want to do obviously) to which i responded sybau
Now here i am, in my infinite wisdom, getting cycled through a humidifier like a goddamned fool.
Genuinely going to get torn asunder at the council for this one
Teeth so fucked up and crooked,
I bit a gator and drew first blood.
He swallowed my chicken so i ate that
Mother fucker whole starting with the toes
Just like my daddy taught me
Being put to death for performing a super mario world spin jump, not for the unattended toddler i turned into 100 point dust & four stars, but for infringement of nintendo copywrite
Fought a gypsy man in an alley for a scratch off and a zebra snack cake and the ticket had no fucking money on it
The resulting hospital bill was 50 dollars on account of my insurance which runs me like 200 something
So now im 250 down, but the snack cake was really fuckin good
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Sometimes you be seeing food on clearance and you be thinking: "oh boy some rotten fucking goop for tn."
Only to see that its some 6 dollar absolute radioactive turkey breast and the sale is 88 cents
DIE, you stinky bitch who is trying to save ONLY a dollar on being poisoned?
the purest form of love is simply wanting someone to experience life alongside you. โtaste this, look at that, listen to thisโ over and over, until you canโt imagine going through life without them noticing it too.
If you think im going to let taco bell serve me that absolute primordial ooze they scrape of the back of the industrialBlodgett SHO-100-G Double Deck Full Size Convection Oven that they so charitably call ""Lettuce""
Then we're gonna fight, and i'm going directly for the kidneys