DvDoh

Part-time Air-Conditioner, coffee, bury people, now box repair? Hot?

#PlaysDDD #DvDohCore

Recollections of smash.

Moss-Cat in @KikonCD Rain world series!

[DvDoh @DvDebauchery]

Went to my labyrinth to zerk my shit and flipped a coin for 13 forks in the path and that fucking minotaur still fucking found me, i hate him so much

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Groudon nowhere to be seen as his bag is stolen by what seems to be a fucking onion ring (heartbreaking)

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@gremsnleir Based take

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I peel my oranges with my gay little kurambit pocket knife so that when i finally do shank someone, i'll hit them wit the ~tangerine tingle~ 2d4 acid damage you hear me?

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Dont talk to me, i lost it all. I lost it all on penguins bro. Just DONT talk to me about those penguins. In the drink about abt those penguins 🐧

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Drinking dry concrete through a silly straw, fuck around and we're putting ass-to-phalt mother fucker

[DvDoh @DvDebauchery]

They said do NOT cast gaseous form at the function (as one is want to do obviously) to which i responded sybau

Now here i am, in my infinite wisdom, getting cycled through a humidifier like a goddamned fool.

Genuinely going to get torn asunder at the council for this one

[DvDoh @DvDebauchery]

Teeth so fucked up and crooked,
I bit a gator and drew first blood.
He swallowed my chicken so i ate that
Mother fucker whole starting with the toes

Just like my daddy taught me

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Being put to death for performing a super mario world spin jump, not for the unattended toddler i turned into 100 point dust & four stars, but for infringement of nintendo copywrite

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Fought a gypsy man in an alley for a scratch off and a zebra snack cake and the ticket had no fucking money on it

The resulting hospital bill was 50 dollars on account of my insurance which runs me like 200 something

So now im 250 down, but the snack cake was really fuckin good

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I smoked a bowl out of a mop water bucket bong filled with the four humors of the body and lit it with a burning shrubbery and i swear i heard god

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He was pounding beef to dire dire docks, mind you.

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[DvDoh @DvDebauchery]

Sometimes you be seeing food on clearance and you be thinking: "oh boy some rotten fucking goop for tn."
Only to see that its some 6 dollar absolute radioactive turkey breast and the sale is 88 cents

DIE, you stinky bitch who is trying to save ONLY a dollar on being poisoned?

[DvDoh @DvDebauchery]

Can someone tell me i matter

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

the purest form of love is simply wanting someone to experience life alongside you. “taste this, look at that, listen to this” over and over, until you can’t imagine going through life without them noticing it too.

[DvDoh @DvDebauchery]

@pot4ge Its hard to not want to use "kino" sometimes.

It holds a large point value in the vernacular brain. Nothing else feels as good.

[Ghostface Unalivah @Comrade_Waluigi]

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES

MASTER COLLECTION PEACE WALKER KEPT THE MULTIPLAYER

[The Water Museum @WaterMuseum_]

My game about fishing has a steam page now

https://t.co/MARIpV9KCc

[DvDoh @DvDebauchery]

If you think im going to let taco bell serve me that absolute primordial ooze they scrape of the back of the industrialBlodgett SHO-100-G Double Deck Full Size Convection Oven that they so charitably call ""Lettuce""

Then we're gonna fight, and i'm going directly for the kidneys