dylan .michæl

currently in a coma; tweets by doctors and nurses at Seattle Grace Mercy West

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

@_seanrich @StephenRich_ @CoachZAllen @CowboyFB @JRConrad64 @CoachNallDawg @Ostroski_BigO me, putting all my morals aside to root for sean for four years

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

@jbbrisco dm’d you my venmo

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

@jbbrisco between this and ‘my sources are unreliable but their information is fascinating’ i’m basically the patrick mahomes of comedy directed specifically at you

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

the best possible aftermath

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Amazing security debrief after Kansas became bowl eligible 😂😂

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

the kansas jayhawks football team is going to play in a bowl game (!!!) no time like the present to tear down those goalposts and throw them directly into a lake

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

stock car racing is the only type of stock i will acknowledge srry

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

probably this one

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

IF I GAVE YOU A MILLION RIGHT NOW AND YOU COULD ONLY BUY AND HOLD 1 STOCK FOR THE NEXT YEAR WHAT WOULD IT BE ?

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

@jbbrisco oh hey, i have that exact design on a t-shirt i bought off facebook

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

‘oh no way they made a goal line play where mahomes fake stumbles??? this is gonna be sick— wait he got sacked what’

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

i thought that was a designed play to fall down at first, not gonna lie

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

@Saba009071501 counterpoint: after that texas game, beating kansas could be the highlight of their season

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

@HunterSamuels who cares, it was a blast. i can’t think of a single more fun team to watch since

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

@StephenRich_ getting this poem tattooed on my ribcage if we make a bowl game

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

lampard back imo

[dylan .michæl @dvlank]

oh thank god i won’t have to watch pulisic play fuckin wingback for just 40 minutes anymore