Devon Mistry

I prefer events on Tuesday, but any day will do.

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@ZackaryJoe83 In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!

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WITHOWN - #wotd my word for the day

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Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

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Week in pictures http://is.gd/ZDMkPy

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@JahiemFlores82 China goes wild for 3D porn film http://is.gd/HeHsps

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WRAL photo from user: Tornado tears through Wilson, N.C.

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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

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My word of the day is BECIAL #wotd

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@Sage1986Song We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

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WITALS #wotd

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Apple patent uses photos to alter music http://is.gd/aJoB7Y

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A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

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Reading Winnie the Pooh by A.A.Milne

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Daqui a 2 HORAS eu fico mais velho! ADORO ANIVERSÁRIO, ADORO FESTA! =]

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@DesmondD70 People in parts of Western China put salt in their tea instead of sugar.

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Serena Williams returns to court after health problems

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@XmrHndrsn A newborn baby’s head accounts for one-quarter of its weight.

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@TyshwnGrhm What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

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Alexis Bledel: 'Conspirator' NYC Premiere!: Alexis Bledel sparkles in an Oscar de la Renta… http://goo.gl/fb/RGQPp

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@Jevon83Krause The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is the least used!