Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo

Misinformation Enthusiast | Feet Lives Matter 🦶| Rageaholic | Foot Job Security Activist |

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

Go to any carnival and watch these kids smiling and laughing playing bumper cars and playing in the arcade, but everyone's confused when these kids grow up loving to drink and drive and to gamble

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

College applications should test if you know the difference between your and you’re and if you get it wrong you’re application is immediately terminated

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

If ur story ends with "and then he just walks away" your story sucks

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

I jerk off with both hands. I'm ambidickstrious

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

@BrickCenter_ The cart driver

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

Betting on one team on polymarket and the other team on Kalshi so I’m guaranteed to win #cashmoney

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

@BallsackSports The cart driver

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

She sponge on my Bob till I pat her Rick

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

A chip is just a shovel for the dip you like

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

Dudes get their first gun and mag dump the ceiling when an acorn hits the roof

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

Everyone laugh at foot fetish dons but if yo girl offer u a foot job u turning that down?

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

Spending the day at my grandpas when I could just be playing with my wiener all day

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

My dad angry because he reset the wifi and got signed out of his ceiling fan

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

#TBT to when my first gf said we can have sex and I hit the orange justice

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

How it feels to brush for 2 minutes and floss

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

I go wherever the wind the blows my load

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

Yall think yo bitch loyal but she one of the 378 bitches stalking my LinkedIn #youngho #linkedinwhore

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

Ungrateful bitches hate when you take them to Autozone for the cheesy tots

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

Just watched a kissing scene and said
"boner alert" to myself #ItsAllOver

[Dwayne ‘The Toe Truck’ Ricardo @DwayneJRicardo]

White people when they take a photo that's mildly above average: "that could be an album cover"