Derek

Opinions are my own

INTP

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

"If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

@FreckledLiberty all cops are drowned

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Carvana's gay

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@elonmusk Lol

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

Religion is a foolish answer to a foolish question

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

Before you seek revenge, remember to dig two graves.

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

Hope ur heaven-sent and ur hell-proof

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

"Alcohol disables you."
-- wise words from Norm MacDonald

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

“When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.”
— Will Rogers

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

"The spirit of your aim is what answers your prayers. There's a brutal idea for you... If you aim high enough, then the spirit of upward aim reveals itself to you."
-- J.P.

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

20% battery warnings from my iPhone are cool but also mean nothing to me. What about a 60 seconds to black warning? Maybe my watch could let me know “time to stand up and grab a charger you idiot”
#applerant over now k bye

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

The stupid will be punished

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

“Love encourages, enhances, and supports all aspects of life. It is our highest word and a synonym for God.”
— Dyer

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

The purpose of #savings is to save you.

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

Overheard Aria playing a video game in the other room…
“You’re smart. And brave… And beautiful, but that doesn’t really matter. That’s kind of aside the point…”

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

You may be wealthy, but your kids are not wealthy.
They just happen to be born to you.
#work #ethic

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

Don't let "what you can't do" prevent you from doing "what you can do"

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

Not a fan of people who pronounce Excel like XL

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

@kendricklamar greatest of all time.

[Derek @DWill_Yums]

@aliciazitting If you fast long enough you won't have to take it anymore ;)