David William Canhead

Views expressed are NOT my own. I believe I am some sort of Medium. The dead tweet through me.

[David William Canhead @dwillhorton]

I’ve been working on repeating these affirmations daily 🙏💙

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searching for where to put the dirty clothes basket…

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again, I am asking the people of America… where does the dirty clothes basket go???

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I was moments away from finishing the next great American novel but stopped to watch this video

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Let’s be honest, watching Pete Maravich play H-O-R-S-E with George Gervin is probably better than whatever you’re doing now.

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Hey everybody. I am just now exiting my closet. I have been praying and fasting in there for 5 months for moisture 🙏 I don’t dare look out the window, did it work?

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if you own a truck like this and we start having a friendly conversation, the clock is ticking and we have about 3 minutes until neither of us can think of anything else to say.

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My parenting slogan is “Every child has finite daily energy levels and they sleep when it runs out.”

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I have decided not to build muscle, I’m going to lease it all instead. I’ll give it back when I’m done with it.

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@thelizlewis @soupymonkey

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@GreyFeyKvothe watching this wonderful movie replenishes my spirit and it’s effects linger for several days. After I watch it I find I am more patient and kind with others and the world doesn’t seem like such a hopeless place. For this reason I watch it periodically 😊

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@thelizlewis I listened to the song just now and I quite liked it

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I got CTE from sneezing too violently as a teenage boy

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I WOULD like a taste of my own medicine, but that medicine is selling like hot cakes and I never get a chance to taste before it’s time to ship

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Can anyone help identify this hippo? He is sleeping on the job and needs to be held accountable. Come on twitter, do your thing!

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Sleep in Saturday!

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The pioneers wouldn’t have wanted to switch places with us because there’s just so many shows to watch these days.

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Here’s a thread of all the books I read in 2022:

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@thelizlewis It certainly looks like a spanking situation, but he’s pretending Bingo is a drum!

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Cool update Elon! Also, in unrelated news, I am never going to tweet again

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@thelizlewis I have several twitter accounts and voted yes multiple times 😄 he’s such an idiot

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@bobby Am I crazy or does the second image kind of look like a somewhat disheartened Karen Filippelli?