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Not woke.

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@DNVR_Rockies As a Rockies fan, I will take it.

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@alphafox I don't understand where the camera is coming from. Does he have a huge selfie stick or something? Weird.

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@Mappy6984 Those are radio towers, not cell phone towers.

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@Layemie001 Can you make any more noise?

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@BetsyGain You could have cut out the textured broom and saved $6500.

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@GovSherrillNJ stfu

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@GunloverClub1 Must have been low on ammo. Don't shoot until you see the white of their eyes.

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@EverestToday Try building some reservoirs.

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@ClownWorld because it is a bs nanny law. In the 80s when I was under 16, my parents would send me to the gas station with a note to buy them cigarettes.

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@Hoodganster82 @theepicmap Not so boring. I make the trip from Denver to Topeka every summer and I always go through a storm. Sometimes, they are so bad I come through the other side happy to be alive.

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@GuntherEagleman Is that shit on his chin?

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@GPAIndiana Two guys on a jet ski seems pretty gay.

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@AdamCarollaShow Did you two flip a coin at some point to see who would go right and who would go left?

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@HunterBiden That maths.

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@BBGreatMoments I am tired of seeing these new names and logos attached to MLB teams. I thought this was AAA or something until I saw Truist Park.

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@Fahadnaimb I would be praying for a high flying goose.

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@Seth_3773 A right cross was the correct play.

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@tweets4twits @CriminalTube Grandpa doesn't give a F.

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@ClownWorld Where is the customer service? Get him a new bag.

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@nut_history That kid needs a punch to the face.