die lon,die lon and

Taking in life, one day at a time. May the Force be with you.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

MAGA has 3 debate tactics:

- You’re a liberal.
- It’s fake news.
- You have TDS.

The intellectual elite can occasionally deploy two at once.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

One sign of a dying empire is having gladiator fights at the Capitol for the emperor's amusement.

[Agent Self FBI™ @AgentSelf99b]

Trump is giving Iran $300B..

And MAGA was like “Obama gave them $1.7”

🤡🤡 you’re all fucking clowns

[X @Xking332]

Iran says it forced Trump into signing the peace agreement because he was cornered.

America has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds.

They will unfreeze another $24 billion in Iranian assets.

And they will release $12 billion before negotiations have even properly started.

Iran will also collect toll fees from ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz.

Somewhere, Barack Obama is probably laughing his head off.

[Covie @covie_93]

So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

[¹¹ @JRamEnjoyerr]

3-7 in June
Matt Festa still rostered
Stuart Fairchild everyday ABs
Can’t hit hit with RISP
About to blow the division lead

Who has it worse than Guards fans rn?

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 and was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross malpractice

And here we are 27 years later RFK Jr dredging up the same nonsense

Such a tiresome waste of time

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Biden brought inflation down from 9.1% to 2.9% in 2 years.

But go ahead, tell me this train wreck is better.

Morons.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If Joe Biden had been stuffing his face with pizza and french fries at a basketball game while one of our Apache helicopters was being shot down in a war he started, Fox “News” would be calling for his head.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Players denied entry .
Officials denied entry .
Referees denied entry.
Now they're denying fans entry.

The U.S was a terrible choice to host the world cup.

[Daniel Oyefusi @DanielOyefusi]

Joel Bitonio, in prepared remarks, names a list of players he crossed paths with in Cleveland and everything he’s learned from them:

“I was drafted the same year as Johnny Manziel. And we actually roomed together. I learned some things not to do from him.”

[Chicken Little @TheChickyLittle]

@Acyn Ted Cruz “If the Democrats win they’re going to hold people accountable and only confirm qualified people and we can’t have that”.

[Josh Poloha @JorshP]

Getting free tattoos in exchange for autographs was a worse crime than illegally scouting opponents in person or literally betting on your own team.

The NCAA has lost all control.

[Mike @MikeR5577]

These guys are facing prison time. Sorsby gets to play football.

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

If you think California is taking a long time to count votes... wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein Files

[Covie @covie_93]

It's funny how the female reporter is just sitting there all calm while the man who told you that a woman is too emotional to be president is having a full blown crash out on national TV.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

The look of a failed president.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Pussy ass bitch always walks out of interviews when he’s called out on his lies. Then he reverts to name calling. The good part is watching the lumbering fat fuck struggle to get out of his chair. Have I ever told you guys how much I hate this motherfucker?

[Polly Sigh @dcpoll]

I’m constantly amazed at how Republicans keep pretending that this isn’t the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived.