YUNG MANTIS DYA

DYA sideline reporter. part of Bartool DYA

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

@hschell5 @dya_heat My name is John McDonald?

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

I have made a decison, I am taking my talents to south beach this weekend. Excited to join the Miami Heat @dya_heat

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

PSA: Any dya teams in need of a good player. HIT MY DMS

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

FUCK YOU @Ronnie2K

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

The kings are gonna be hard to take down this year. Ben clouser and trey lane are great floor generals who get it done every where on the court. But I think we need to check trey lanes birth certificate. Man is 40.

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

Really impressed with juicy j. He is putting the CITY ON HIS BACK. Had a easy 33 and 13 today. Easily my MVP right now.

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

Top 5 MVP candidates going into the break: 1. Juicy j 2. Johnny mac 3. Gavin Balak 4. Will rigby 5. Beto

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

Also this just in, Ben virant is dealing with constipation. Heard he is chugging miralax this very second. Maybe Claire can strap on his diaper. @BenVirant

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

THIS JUST IN. Kings gaurd Ben clouser is a game time decison with a ankle injury. Kid is being a major pussy but we will see if he can give it a go. @bclouser23

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

Me and @BigCatDYA will be at the jerome 1:00 games. Excited to watch to watch ben clouser and trey lane. NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!!

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

@DyaMagic My sources say the red head you obsess over... likes mantis cock.

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

@DyaMagic here is your game film. You guys are absolute dog shit. 11 POINTS??? My cock could put up 11 points. Just embarrassing.

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

@BucksDya @joeyperkinss You should focus on taking standardized tests instead of getting shit on every Saturday.

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

Good new for the other DYA teams that don’t have Zach Burmane. Kid is straight cock. Looks like he runs with a dildo up his ass. @zachburmane16

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

Keep your cock and your stream away from house. You fucking freak @M_Shera4

[Big Cat @BigCatDYA]

Is poopy a possible rookie of the year candidate? 👀

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

I don’t know what’s more smelly. Kotts jumper or the load he left in a crockpot. @mattdorenkott

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

@RyanMoriart1 @DyaZach @mattdorenkott My pet chimpanzee. Named Darius. Who is fucking blind

[YUNG MANTIS DYA @DyaYung]

@BigCatDYA Big Cat, lay off the liquor.