I will die on this hill:
A lot of Nigerian weddings are financial stupidity disguised as culture.
You don’t have ₦5 million.
You borrow ₦5 million.
You spend ₦5 million feeding people who came to eat.
Then you spend the first two years of your marriage paying back the money.
And we’re calling this a “dream wedding.”
Sack that employee immediately” mumu
If you’ve ever done email marketing, you either have a [FIRST_NAME] slip-up in your past or you’re still scared of it happening one day. It’s literally one of those inevitable mistakes.
Now imagine saying sack everyone over that😏🙄
Dear @wemabank, I opened your 'Revised Regulatory Framework For BVN Operations' email expecting professionalism from a tier-1 bank and got greeted with 'Dear [FIRST_NAME],' 💀
This is a CBN-directive email. Compliance. Regulatory. Serious business. And nobody on your team thought to QA before blasting it to thousands of customers?
Sack that employee immediately and hire me. I'll proofread, test the merge tags, send a dummy email to myself first, AND make sure 'Dear [FIRST_NAME]' never sees the light of day again. My rate is negotiable.
White and non Nigerians will hire Nigerians, they'll sing about how good and how much of a workaholics Nigerians they hire are but once it comes to Nigerians, especially the ones in diaspora, we suddenly become unemployable, wth their "250k for 20 billion" workload they pile on