Jay

[Jay @DYELthough]

@DVLAgovuk why is it that your medical department phone line is setup such that you cannot wait to speak to an advisor? “We’re too busy right now, goodbye” and being hung up on by an automated line, is absurd when you also provide no email contact either… Zero accountability.

[Jay @DYELthough]

@RoyalMailHelp why has my tracked 48 parcel been sat at the same DO (on the other side of the country) for 4 days?

[Jay @DYELthough]

Amazon Prime has ruined me. I’ve waited 5days for a parcel and I’m absolutely fuming cause it’s now not going to make it in time.

[Jay @DYELthough]

Shock, it wasn’t ethnic minorities rioting, it was white chavs. Who’d have guessed eh.

[mcterrier @temcterrier1977]

Never saw this angle of the riots on the news. Fair play to the people trying to stop the destruction in leeds.

[Jay @DYELthough]

@primevideouk I was halfway through S4 of Scorpion and suddenly it’s not available in UK?

Cheers.

[Jay @DYELthough]

Someone has no idea how statistics work. The UK is ~7% Muslim. Let’s work on 100ppl. If 7 are Muslim and of that 5 are called Muhammad (an honour to be named after the prophet), that’s 5% and probably a larger % than any of the 1000’s other names used in the UK. Don’t be racist.

[Jay @DYELthough]

Radiators inside your (well ventilated) wardrobes should be as standard. Absolute game changer, especially during winter.

[Jay @DYELthough]

I LOVE the offence some people take at the idea of not having children.

[Jay @DYELthough]

DVLA send me a V5 with date of first registration written on it.

DVLA claim my van is newer than it is, despite providing me with the v5 stating otherwise.

Good job DVLA.

[Jay @DYELthough]

Disability aside, I think if you were younger than 60 when the smart phone first became a household item, then actively not using one now but being upset about its necessity in society, is your own fault.

[Metro @MetroUK]

An angry Lidl customer has slammed the budget supermarket for 'discriminating against old people' after being told he can’t have access to discounts without a mobile app

The whole ordeal must have been a Lidl frustrating for him https://t.co/fiAg9509NY

[Jay @DYELthough]

Definitely fabricated this while sat on the shitter.

[Jay @DYELthough]

I’ll clarify.
If you decided to elope, you’ve decided that you’re ok with people potentially not coming. You set zero expectations on family to turn up. And you’d make that that very clear. Otherwise you’re a fool.

[Jay @DYELthough]

The most hilarious thing is thinking the wedding is about anyone other than the two of you. You don’t owe your family members ANYTHING re:wedding.

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

The most selfish thing you can do is plan an international wedding.

Putting your 84 year old grandma on a 14 hour flight and making your family burn 6 vacation days and 2 months pay to see you get married is a vibe.

[Jay @DYELthough]

One of the most terrible things I can imagine for parents is watching the little baby they knew and raised become something totally intolerant and cruel.

[Jay @DYELthough]

😂🤡

[Tracie @tracieo41096854]

Why are Muslim women receiving dole money? They cannot work. They are not allowed to. Everyone else has to prove they are looking for work so how are they receiving benefits?

[Jay @DYELthough]

Someone who has no idea what halal means. 😂😂 also Easter eggs aren’t Christian 👀

[Gemma🎗️☦️ @Gem28211]

Any shops that sell any Easter eggs, that are halal certified, no one should buy them, I refuse to buy Easter eggs that are labelled as halal certified, absolutely

Muslims have nothing to do with Easter, they just want to try and make everything halal it's not their celebration

[Jay @DYELthough]

Lies.
There’s no Hindu nation.
As for nations with Christianity as the state religion: Argentina, Armenia, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Denmark, England, Georgia, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Liechtenstein, Malta, Monaco, Norway, Samoa, Serbia, Tonga, Tuvalu, Vatican City, and Zambia.

[Smash Baals @smashbaals]

Why do:

-Muslims get Muslim nations
-Hindus get Hindu nations
-Jews get a Jewish nation

And Christians get:

-Multi-Religious nations

[Jay @DYELthough]

Do you even play racing games if you don’t buy your irl car, tune it to the max at abhorrent cost, and free roam in it feeling smug?

[Jay @DYELthough]

@Leviticus26_25 @LVPXN @piper4missouri There’s no such thing as an unfertilised embryo. You fertilise an egg, to make an embryo.

[Jay @DYELthough]

Imagine thinking that film & tv re-writes history. Calm down.

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

They are re-writing European history and culture before our very own eyes.