YourMomisaDirtyGirl

Wife, mother, dirty minded toilet scrubber, ass wiper & sarcastic dish washer. INSTAGRAM:

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Joking with hubby this morning, told him I was naughty & should be punished. He handed me the kids, then slept in. Well. Fucking. Played!

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

@AdrianneCurry Older movies … Dave, Defending Your Life, American President. Current movie that was good is Hitman. I hate Hallmark movies! So not those. Crazy Stupid Love is fantastic if you haven’t seen that.

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

@AdrianneCurry Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Just Friends.

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

@PatsGirl007 How about you stop using my photos and use your own looks to get free shit!

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

‘Guano’ 🦇💩
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Only 8 more sleeps until Halloween! 🙌🏻
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#selfportrait #nikond7200 #guano #batshit #crazy #comicbook #cosplay #storytelling #dyestormere #batgirl #batman #darkknight #dccommics #geek #girlswithink #girlswithtattoos #photoshop #photog… https://t.co/2KnrGB56iO

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Happy Thursday!❤️🏈💙
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@patriots Game day
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#selfie #nopantsarethebestpants #gameday #dyestormere #mirrorselfie #bathroomselfie #girlswholift #fitover40 #fitat45 #fitish #girlswithink #girlswithtattoos #inked #patriotsnation #patriots #nfl #newe… https://t.co/oaUlfAcGsA

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Good Morning! ☕️🕷🕸
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#selfie #coffee #itswhatsforbreakfast #iphone #dyestormere #caffeine #getinmybelly #humpday #butnohump #ithappens #cryoverthere #lovethismug #spiderfluid #yum #girlswithink #girlswithtattoos #inked #itsagoodday #aboveaverage … https://t.co/2ElcVNy5Hh

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Only so many times I can tell my kid to clean her room before I take action! 😜 #dontmesswithmom
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This is throwing it back about 4 years ago. I don’t post many photos of my kids on this account, but today, this baby of mine turns 17! 🎂😊🖤 ...and keepi… https://t.co/bZQubTN9Fg

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Better late than never! Happy Thursday night! 😊
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Wasn’t sure I’d get to my workout today. But got er’ done!
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Peace sign ✌🏻 because I still never know what to do with that hand in photos. And no!! I don’t need suggestions. 🤨🤦🏻‍♀️😃
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This angle because I… https://t.co/gKyhJbVzUA

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Happy Humpday!
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#selfportrait #boudoir #nikond7200 #photography #windowlight #storytelling #dyestormere #girlswithtattoos #girlwithink #cuffed #garters #fishnet #afewofmyfavoritethings #fitover40 #fitat45 #fitish #implied #whenithinkaboutyou #happy… https://t.co/xn4uhAg4Sj

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Season of the witch!🔥🧙🏻‍♀️
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“Not all witches are evil, some are just wicked!” 😈
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Happy October 1st!
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#selfportrait #photoshop #halloween #besttimeoftheyear #hex #dyestormere #october #notalwaystna #notsorry #photography #theme #seasonal #oldie #th… https://t.co/6V7AimZZh4

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

It’s been a good day, and an even better night! 🙌🏻 #happyhappyjoyjoy
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Got my workout in. 💪🏻😊
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Not sure why I always stick my tongue out. Whatever! Happy Monday! 👅
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#selfie #workout #dyestormere #fitover40 #fitat45 #fitish #girlswithink #girlsw… https://t.co/tgR6vZArJT

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Happy Thursday!
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Hope you are all having the kind of day you deserve. 😏😃
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#selfie #iphone #myface #again #whatever #dyestormere #happy #fitover40 #fitish #fitat45 #girlswithtattoos #girlswithink #happythursday #lifeisgood #smileoften https://t.co/HpTn0JMloJ

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Happy Humpday!
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#selfportrait #nikon #humpday #dyestormere #oldie #cleavage #becauseboobs #boobsforthewin #girlswithtattoos #girlwithink #fitat45 #fitover40 #girlswholift #photography #tb2014 #nailbiter #livingmybreastlife #mombod https://t.co/TGoUES4DQi

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

GAME DAY!❤️🏈💙
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@patriots Week 3 🙌🏻
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Happy Sunday!!
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#selfportrait #gameday #dyestormere #nikond7200 #photography #kneesocks #girlswholift #fitover40 #fitat45 #fitish #girlswithink #girlswithtattoos #inked #patriotsnation #patriots #nfl #newen… https://t.co/a1IPzKSb2i

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Because it’s Batman day! 🦇
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This is the first Batman themed self-portrait I took, circa 2014.
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#repost #selfportrait #selfie #nikon #dyestormere #autoretrato #darkknight #batgirl #girlsofgotham #batman fitat45 #fitover40 #girlswholift #dccomics… https://t.co/3HyE1LKrE9

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Just want to take a moment to acknowledge my sponsors.
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I’d like to thank my coffee for being my biggest supporter. ☕️
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And these 150 filters that I’d be nothing without. 😃
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Thank you! Thank you so much. #grateful #blessed #livingmybreastlife
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[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Bottoms up! 🍻
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It’s Friday! Cheers to the weekend. 😘
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#selfportrait #nikond7200 #boudoir #derriere #curves #windowlight #blackandwhite #dyestormere #girlswithink #girlswithtattoos #fitat45 #fitover40 #fitish #girlswholift #fitfam #glutes #squat… https://t.co/SbkttgkNVS

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Happy Thursday!
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Woke up too late to get my workout in this morning, so gotta go lift things now. 💪🏻So happy I put effort into my make-up earlier just to sweat it off soon. 😃🤦🏻‍♀️#winning
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#selfie #procrastination #workout #dyestormere #fitover40 #… https://t.co/RoOHgrliM8

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

GAME DAY!❤️🏈💙
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@patriots Week 2 🙌🏻
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Just over here spreading some......love! 😉
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Happy Sunday!!
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#selfportrait #spreadsomelove #spreadsomething #nopantsarethebestpants #gameday #dyestormere #nude #impliednude #nikond7200 #photography #girlswh… https://t.co/7NvmBOZNfp

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

@ninjamedic9 Hahaha!

[YourMomisaDirtyGirl @DyeStormere]

Here’s me looking at you, looking at me, looking at you. It makes sense! 🤪
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Happy Thursday!😘
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#selfportrait #nikond7200 #dyestormere #curves #reflection #girlswithink #girlswithtattoos #girlswholift #fitfam #fitover40 #fitat45 #40isthenew20fit … https://t.co/JJRbnuxndk