📰 BREAKING NEWS | We have completed the signing of former @premierleague midfielder @karlhenry08!
➡️ | Read full details here: https://t.co/NYeSc3tyI5
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Teacher - “What’s 77 divided by 7?”
Classmate - “It’s 11”
My Brain:
Don't say it
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Me:
"IT’S HEAVEN FOR JAMIE VARDY, HOLD THE BACK PAGE, HOLD THE FRONT PAGE. A LEICESTER PLAYER HAS SMASHED THE RECORD”
*Miss all my bullets and get completely shit on*
My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
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Me:
"He’s one shot"
Dear @PiersMorgan. Unfortunately our lawyers wouldn't allow us to say you're the single biggest wanker in the history of human civilisation. But you're in the top 1. #SU2CRewards