Dylan Schulte

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

There’s a special seat next to Satan for people that come in right at closing time.

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

As an introvert, I can honestly say I’m thriving during this whole social distancing thing.

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

@GymRataTat You need to be stopped.

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

Some days you’re the bug, some days you’re the windshield LOL

[Drew Maddux @DrewMaddux]

David Saville, talks being “All In” to Norcross high school football team.

“The only disability in life is a bad attitude.”

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

Not a regular mom, but a college grad mom now. Congrats to the best to ever do it. @ Georgia State University Stadium https://t.co/nO62QYjr78

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

I know I’m like 5 years late to the party, but I finally got Spotify and have never been happier. Ok I’m off here for another month or two.

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

Tried to get a pic with my dude @abowparks15 on his wedding day, but some rude girl thought it’d be funny to photobomb us. Jk couldn’t be happier for y’all. #BF4L https://t.co/dx86xwlTje

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

@jadahubbard11 You can call me washed up, Jada. It won’t hurt my feelings LOL

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

Really enjoy staying in on the weekends instead of going out now. Can’t tell if I’m getting old or lame. Also, no one needs to answer this.

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

Merry Christmas Eve Eve from the Schulte fam. #SantaComesInTwoDays #ImNotAllowedToOpenAnyPresentsYet #CamIsGettingCoal #ShesMyParents2ndFavorite @ Grace New Hope https://t.co/PjtGGck7MC

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

Show me a new song and I’ll ruin it in at least 24 hours playing it repeatedly.

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

Anxiously waiting for the day I won’t think it’s cool to throw up a peace sign when I see someone.

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

@Matt_Porter1 Back when I was putting my feet on the backboard, I always heard you yelling that from the sideline.

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

@Matt_Porter1 can you relate?

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

@UHaul_Cares I don’t wanna sound like an angry suburban mom who wants to talk to the manager, but this has been terrible.

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

Hate to sound like a diva, but my coworker and I had a tire blow out in a @uhaul on 85 over an hour ago and still haven’t gotten any help. I need to speak w the CEO

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

Being sick and not being able to taste your food will really have you appreciating the little things in life.

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

@Ben_JaminA Oh man they’ve opened up a can of worms w this one

[Dylan Schulte @Dylan_Schulte]

Among subpar athletic ability, and a mediocre sense of humor, I must say my favorite thing about myself is my ability to procrastinate in important situations.