Dylan Carroll

Howdy y'all I'm just making the best of life. He/Him

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a playlist for your weekend hike

[Dylan Carroll @Dylanarchist]

Every page in an app should be able to refresh by swiping down, even if refreshing doesn't do anything. It just makes me feel like I have some control over the situation.

[Dylan Carroll @Dylanarchist]

@rifi166 @nuffsaidny The escalator failed and started just sliding freely. All of the weight of the people made it get really fast.

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It should really be a dress code or something smh my head.

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Not enough professors where tweed jackets with elbow patches anymore.

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@GoodNotesApp Are there any plans to add a dotted/dashed line tool to the app? It feels like it's been a glaring omission for a very long time.

[Dylan Carroll @Dylanarchist]

I’ve stopped being able to touch door handles without flinching. Thanks static electricity.

Also, shoutout to Pavlov and his dog.

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Outmanned Falcons fall to Inglemoor – but Spirits run High https://t.co/Qt6x8h23X5 via @WdvlWeekly

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Life hack: If you have moldy food but still want to eat it, but blue cheese on it so nobody will know that it isn’t supposed to taste like that.

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Mathematicians made {curly brackets} really important for set theory without thinking at all about how impossible they are to draw.

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@bloomerfranz I would be interested to see what counts as a sunshine hour and further to see a breakdown by season.

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Pineapple: The fruit that eats you back

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Why the hell did they make the vaccination card too big to fit in my wallet?

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@bloomerfranz I am yet to come to terms with this.

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Computers actually have tiny nickles inside that they flip heads or tails to get random numbers.

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I like to think that whoever came up with factorials was just really excited about numbers.

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Star Trek: A universe in which a gun is also a bomb if you want it to be.

[Dylan Carroll @Dylanarchist]

Do you have anybody who you get along with really well in person, but you have no chemistry over text?

[Dylan Carroll @Dylanarchist]

Oracles are really just the opposite of historians.