Sir Pickles

part time optimist - full time absurdist ◇ supporter/critic of the New York Football Giants #TogetherBlue ◇ UCONN! HUSKIES! #BleedBlue ◇ #COYS ◇🌹

[Sir Pickles @DylanCuseo]

@Pat_Thorman @_AndrewCallahan @FitzyGFY @PatsInterferenc 1000% agree

[Pocket @islandthembo]

here comes vampire twitter starting bullshit

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

why aren’t the robots working in the mines and oil fields and handling toxic chemicals or picking plastic out of the ocean? why are they writing emails and making powerpoint presentations? what the hell are we doing

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Right wingers: Billionaires aren’t the problem it’s actually trans people and immigrants

Billionaire: I am literally evil. I am not joking. I love being evil.

[Deep Thoughts @DeepWithoutDeep]

The Irony has reached levels never thought possible

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

“Aww is the mass surveillance company worried about being surveilled?”

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

I’m glad the NFL is cracking down on this.

Kids watch these games. No need for stuff like this in the NFL presented by DraftKings.

Let the kids find out about beer the way they should… through the hundreds of NFL sponsored Bud Light commercials per game.

[③ @zurskiii]

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza. 

May peace be our future.

[Sir Pickles @DylanCuseo]

@motorcitymike91 @BenjaminSolak Because he knows ball 🤷‍♂️

[Daisy 🌸 @DaisyBareNaked]

It’s been nuts to watch a facist government install every classic facist technique in the playbook all while people try and look at you in the eyes and say “Trump isn’t a facist”

[Sir Pickles @DylanCuseo]

@J0nesToChina As Giants and Tottenham supporter...this post is very traumatizing

[Marii 🏳️‍⚧️ @hiroAlterEgo]

mf that's called a party

[Sir Pickles @DylanCuseo]

@thejaybaybay

[theleahfiles @leahfiles]

People keep saying Trump term II is the most corrupt administration ever, so I built a model to find out if it was true.

I took the UN's definition of corruption, turned it into eight criteria and 100 points, and scored the leaders history remembers for looting their countries: Marcos, Suharto, Mobutu, Abacha, Obiang, Putin.

Then I put every president since Eisenhower on the same scale, both parties, with every exoneration counted right alongside the convictions.

Nixon scored 41 and no other American President scored over a 25.

Trump's second term scored a 91, which ties him with Suharto and Mobutu and puts him above Marcos and Abacha.

So he is not only the most corrupt president in American history. At this pace he finishes his term level with the most corrupt rulers of the last hundred years.

PSA: don't come in my comments arguing about the results if you haven't read the full article, because ignorance is a choice.

Full article is up now on my Substack (link in bio) and it's free.

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Incredible journalism.

60 Minutes has a convicted felon go undercover to talk to “pardon brokers,” people who will try to get you a pardon from Trump if you pay them.

This administration’s corruption has created entire new job categories.

[Sir Pickles @DylanCuseo]

@thejaybaybay Been going through a nonstop cycle of car issues myself - super stressful and frustrating

[Sir Pickles @DylanCuseo]

@SammiRaeMurray Beautiful progressive woman who's also a degenerate sports gambler??? Be still my beating heart