tschüss wisely

two years away from being two years away

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

back on the Story Pirates podcast adapting some wonderful kids’ writing and talking about dinosaurs, pits filled with spicy stuff, and the importance of peer review!

https://t.co/ce5lhs7iw2

[Teg🚨 @IQfor3]

HEYYYYYYYYYY

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

step right up and take a swing at my second puzzle constructed for the all-round good eggs at Defector!

https://t.co/cYByQ0hvxc

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

when the women of london are going through it:

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

delighted to make my @DesignObserver debut with a piece perfect for the holiday season - talking about AI, militarist creep, and weaponising Ghibli aesthetics for messaging that undercuts its humanist principles. porco rosso great though.

https://t.co/izSGCln1Hl

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

✨Vince Staples’s Closet Picks! ✨

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

need a new protomartyr tarpeian rock verse with “sports betting tweeters, protein bowl loaders” etc

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

delighted to make my @DesignObserver debut with a piece perfect for the holiday season - talking about AI, militarist creep, and weaponising Ghibli aesthetics for messaging that undercuts its humanist principles. porco rosso great though.

https://t.co/izSGCln1Hl

[tay @hairball1952]

the vibe for 2026

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

among my many questions about ella mccay is why it’s spelled ella mccay and not ella mckay

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

I have spent months trying to get a publication to take my pitch on how the NYRB classics edition became the new chic literary accessory, which I know because I am extremely guilty of it (there’s two more cut off at the bottom lol):

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

if you are a crossword person, I made today’s WSJ one (and am frankly delighted to get 18A, a concept I only know from old movies, into the paper):

https://t.co/S7wDzI7Ov0

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

huge news for @FCHWPO and the @celtics

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

🧴 Baldness — over: scientists have created a serum that restores hair in just 20 days

Researchers in Taiwan tested a new formula on mice — and within three weeks, completely bald animals started growing fur again.

The secret lies in natural fatty acids that stimulate hair follicles without irritating the skin. Scientists say the serum is safe and are preparing for human trials.

Looks like Turkey might soon see fewer bald tourists.

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

words echo through the centuries…

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

elated to make my debut for one of my favorite sites @DefectorMedia ! big thanks to @BrandyLJensen for taking a chance on an extremely stupid pitch that I believe with my whole heart:

https://t.co/2beQKdpfSy

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

T-minus 4 hours until Sketch Cram! Come by the UCB at midnight tonight, 11:45 if you want to grab a drink, to see many great sketches written in ONE day and also my one that has this line:

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

your boy is back at his old stomping grounds on Saturday writing for this incredibly fun show! come thru round midnight to the UCB for some great stuff that will have been written entirely in a process described as “feverish” and “manic”

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

your boy is back at his old stomping grounds on Saturday writing for this incredibly fun show! come thru round midnight to the UCB for some great stuff that will have been written entirely in a process described as “feverish” and “manic”

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

this one’s for all the haters - you too can overcome it and embark on a world tour

[tschüss wisely @dylanfugel]

currently at the pub that Leopold Bloom goes to in Ulysses (Davy Byrne’s). they started playing MJ Lenderman and then turned it off after ten seconds to play Sean Paul. I have to imagine Joyce would have had a field day with this.