Porkchopsandwiches

Bassist of Concrete Teeth. I like drinking, smoking cigs,jacking off, metal music, cats, shitposting, and pretty much nothing else. Life sucks and then you die.

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

I love kitties and brutal death metal

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

@DayalSami @tonygoldmark It's capitalism that has failed, not humanity. You should read Marx and Lenin. Equipt yourself with the knowledge to make a better world possible.

[🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 @patriach2051]

Facts

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

@GabeThePigeon AFD is their only good album, and it's also amazing.

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

Soundgarden and maybe Pearl Jam are the only albums here that aren't overrated as fuck or just plain suck.

[will @twothickscoops]

the first one minute and thirty seconds of Raining Blood would have mortally wounded Thomas Jefferson

[will @twothickscoops]

The founding fathers never heard a single riff in their entire lives why do we care about what they think

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

Calling the End it incident with the Banana suit guy "Bananagate" is wild to me because you know someone is gonna type that into YouTube, looking for info on the incident. Only to find stories about some guy who caught shoving one up his ass in 2011.

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

Me on the daily.

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

People like this should not be allowed to hold office.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Florida governor candidate James Fishback said he wants to introduce a 50% “sin tax” on OnlyFans creators, calling the platform “cultural degeneracy.”

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

This is fake BTW. The concept is just hilarious to me like could you imagine.

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

I know this is some of y'alls personal 9/11

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

Born to late to do embarrassing shit like this. But born just early enough to avoid brainrot and slop content until my brain was fully devolved. 96-00 really was the time to be born.

[Herman.fun @doomscroll_x]

The Millennial falloff will be studied for generations

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

Cooking overrated as fuck. Standing in front of the fridge eating random shit until I'm full like I'm Tony Sparano chowing down on some gabagool is the best way to eat period.

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

Okay BSSM is a good maybe even great funk rock album tbf. I'm just biased against pedophiles.

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

Real talk.

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

The gay guy who had to sit through all 180 episodes of Steven Universe for the sake of getting laid is 180 times stronger than any striaght dude who sat through a 2 hour tops romantic comedy for the sake of getting laid.

[Porkchopsandwiches @DylanFuzzMiller]

Liberalism is gay (derogatory)