Dylan Crace

“Strange world, lots of smells.”

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

Where’s the crash course to marry a foreign babe and get the fuck out of America? Asking for a friend.

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

When you can call out who’s gonna be the next friend having a baby that will certainly be posting videos of breastfeeding their newborn, just hope for the best.

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

@taythegamergirl That’s so hot 😂👎🏽

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

“Yoga is stretching for people who don’t know how to make friends.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

@TheMustangMama Do you need to talk about something hahaha rumpy shots are alarming 😂😂😂

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

@hopingohio I’m a mask less foo then

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

Is somebody gonna tell her nobody gives a fuck about your suggestion box on your story?

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

@KADE_M19 @Kyyren @Saayde_ Only reason to go to bww is five dollar pitchers on fight night don’t @ me

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

If I can remember it all I gotta write a book about my mountain life one day this shits silly

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

@Jon46410365 Haha yeah dog that was a couple years ago at the qualm 😅😂

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

I got stabbed at a ski resort, just in case you need an idea of how well I can fuck up a good time 😂

[slobs @obsolutely_]

you should have a travel agent cuz you a trip

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

You’ll have to work harder than that, ya boy got character.

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

Rode back country, got my tires changed hit the gym, ate a salad n I’m about to roll a spliff and call it a day.

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

Pissed off cuz I fuck with the Fifth Ward Posse.

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

It’s prison yard push ups and leg raise season my dawgs

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

How come they gotta use godly looking models for haircut style photos? Like my stupid fuckin head is gonna come out lookin like that. Shiiitt

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

Overheard conversation at the ski area coffee stand.
Kid: *grabs dads cow tail candy*
Dad: “Hey, this is for me. I mean you can have a piece but I haven’t had one of these in forever.” 😂😂😂

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Quit stressing regular shit. Smoke this weed and be superior

[Dylan Crace @DylanisChillin1]

Putting in 12 hours on the snowboard today son! Marathons!