Dylan Weber

General dentist. he/him 🏳️‍🌈

[Dylan Weber @DylanJW1013]

@not_dolly_partn SCREAMINNNGGGGG

[t y l e r @not_dolly_partn]

this was the face of my college student body president being impeached and i hope we get the same vibes from DT later this week

[Dylan Weber @DylanJW1013]

@LVServices Hi, I am trying to inquire on an order being sent to my address in Boston but am unable to send a DM to your service account.

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

After Jared Kushner said the national stockpile is not for the states, Trump is asked who the stockpile is meant for?

Simple question, meet incomprehensible answer.

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

Q: What do you say to Americans who are scared

TRUMP: "I say that you're a terrible reporter, that's what I say."

Unreal.

[K @Keel_ayyyyyyy]

Shia leboeuf, that was sad and disappointing. Your lack of patience was ridiculous. #Oscars #Oscars2020

[Dylan Weber @DylanJW1013]

Going on hour five of the absolute worst customer service from @UNITEDA1RLINES Missed flights partly due to poor attendant communication, 4 hours of delays (thus far) and some of the most insufferable gate attendants at EWR.

[Dylan Weber @DylanJW1013]

@jvn @yasmeengurmendi yassss hennnyyy

[Nicole Filgas @NicoleShaddy]

Sometimes I wonder if @ZacEfron still watches that scene in High School Musical 2 where he rage dances around on a golf course to get himself pumped up because tbh I would if I were him

[Dylan Weber @DylanJW1013]

Just woke up incredibly confused after sleeping 14 hours. What year is it?

[Dylan Weber @DylanJW1013]

Looking forward to my only Valentines wish from @Snapchat

[Dylan Weber @DylanJW1013]

My life can be measured through a revolving door of venmo transactions for brunch, wine & Taco Bell

[Dylan Weber @DylanJW1013]

@yasmeengurmendi And an IV of wine

[Nicole Filgas @NicoleShaddy]

Paul Ryan rn #sotu

[Dylan Weber @DylanJW1013]

25 minutes until @LordHuron pre-sale and I've never been more excited

[Dylan Weber @DylanJW1013]

@tsimonssays Interesting word choice, anonymous

[Dylan Weber @DylanJW1013]

@NicoleBShaddy https://t.co/gsO9G2v7Ej

[Call Me By Your Name @CMBYNFilm]

Congratulations to @RealChalamet for winning Actor of the Year at the London Critics' Circle Awards last night! Accepting the award, he thanked his #CMBYN costar and "tongue wrestling partner, Armie Hammer." @armiehammer

[Dylan Weber @DylanJW1013]

@yasmeengurmendi relatable https://t.co/9SmNBIoaBa

[Dylan Weber @DylanJW1013]

@CarsonLeighS https://t.co/DyzNcyLFK6