Dylan Keppley

Never settle, Stay hungry.

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

If water polo is an Olympic sport then so is Marco Polo.

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Fuck you, grown man in a Cookie Monster snapback.

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Eva Longoria can now and probably forever, still get the bizness. #DemsInPhilly

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

I'm almost high enough to enjoy the Dave Matthews Band. ALMOST.

[Dylan Keppley @DylanKeppley]

I wanna see Serena Williams get signed by UFC

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

James Harden got 118 million? So if he ever played defense he woulda got 236 million? #yeahimhigh

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Dawg, I'm so bored with Serena Williams dominating tennis. Hit me up when she signs up for the UFC. cc: @danawhite, @joerogan #yeahimhigh

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Jon Jones: So talented, so smart, so deep, so flawed.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

steph curry playing like his shoes.

[Dylan Keppley @DylanKeppley]

Well I'll be goddamned.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LeBron carries Cleveland to an NBA Title #Believeland

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

This adoration of LeBron James is highly amusing.

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Damn, the refs putting up better stats than Kevin Love tonight.

[Dylan Keppley @DylanKeppley]

This game is like a shitty episode of that even shittier soap opera your mom watches.

[Dylan Keppley @DylanKeppley]

The fan sing goodbye to Curry YES! #NBAFinals

[Dylan Keppley @DylanKeppley]

Curry just fouled out and every bandwagon fan just went to bed.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

Warriors bandwagon right now